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As the bank off.

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It's just a little bit of luck for that first point for.

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Weston gets it done. I'm sure you can hear the roar.

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That catches the sideline.

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Got it. Solid service hole for Ostapenko. Did she ever need that? She's still down a break here in the second.

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When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

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This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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Al Miron.

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From Matty Longstaff to Maxime. Matty Longstaff again. Oh, he's raised the top of the bat.

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He hits it brilliantly, De Gea's beaten.

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Just over again. Cher.

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And there's no flag and it's Almiron. Is this his big moment? Maguire says no.

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He's almost looking at De Gea thinking what's he doing rather than just instinctively.

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Trying to make too short.

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Welcome to Sunday Night Games.

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game.

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We'll be right back.

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We'll be right back.

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We'll be right back.

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Thank you for coming home.

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Sorry that the chairs are all warm.

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I let them hear I could have sworn.

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These are my celebrities.

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Maybe you turn away.

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Just another play for today.

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Oh, but I'm proud of you.

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But I'm proud of you.

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Nothing left to make me feel small.

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Luck has left me standing so tall.

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You're always believing.

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You are going home.

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Life that you're bound to return.

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Something I could have learned.

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You're indestructible.

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Always believing.

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After the rush has gone.

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I hope you find a little more time.

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Remember we were partners in crime.

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It's only two years ago.

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The man with the suit and the face.

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He knew that he was there on the case.

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Now he's in love with you.

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He's in love with you.

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My love is like a high prison wall.

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And you could leave me standing so tall.

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You're always believing.

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You're bound to return.

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Something I could have learned.

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You're indestructible.

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Always believing.

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Stand here.

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The doors are open.

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Stand here.

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The doors are open.

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Stand here.

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*Sounds of music*

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Hey, this is your name.

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You always believe in your soul.

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You got the power to know your soul.

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Johnny, Johnny of the Bell.

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Thank you very much, Johnny of the Bell.

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Thank you.

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*Sounds of music*

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*Sounds of music*

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*Sounds of music*

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Always believe in...

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Gold...

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And that you're bound to return.

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Gold...

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And think I've never turned.

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Any time...

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Any time I see you on the bus, you're too excited.

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*Sounds of music*

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What an absolutely amazing tune there.

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By Spandau Ballet.

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And they were some fellas from London...

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In the 80s.

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And they did a fantastic bit of music together.

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A couple of brothers now.

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One goes by the name of Kemp.

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And the other goes by the name of Kemp as well.

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Because they were brothers, you see.

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They share the same name.

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And...

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One of them was in EastEnders as well.

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But...

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The funny thing is...

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There's a paradox there.

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Because there was the Kemp brothers from Spandau Ballet.

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And then you have Ross Kemp.

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Who was...

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He was...

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He was Grant Mitchell.

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You know?

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He was one of the Mitchell brothers.

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It was awful confusing.

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Do you know?

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Maybe it would have been interesting now if...

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Maybe Ross Kemp joined a band like Spandau Ballet.

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And did a bit of music.

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And did a swap with the Kemp's.

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It was like Kemp swap.

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And there was a new program where you followed Ross Kemp into the world of...

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Kind of glam...

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Glam 80's music.

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It wouldn't be his scene though.

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He's more of a strong man.

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And he goes around doing strong things.

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Like you know.

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Anyway.

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Back on the bus.

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Back on the bus.

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How are you getting on?

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How are you getting on?

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Are you well?

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Thank you very much Johnny up the bar there.

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Very very kind of you.

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I hope you're well.

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And thank you very much Ness.

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Ness.

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Ness Iconic.

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Thank you very much.

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I hope you're keeping well.

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And this...

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The Komodo dragons aren't on to you.

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Bit of trouble with the Komodo dragons uptown there last week.

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Sam Thomas how are you?

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Thank you very much Sam.

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It's absolutely lashing down Sam.

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Absolutely cats and dogs.

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It's booked.

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Now give this lad a ticket.

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Get out of the rain.

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Thank you.

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Good man.

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How are you?

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Yeah.

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Steph.

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Thank you very much Steph.

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Very very kind of you.

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I hope you're well.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Now.

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You wanted a dear regular ticket.

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Let's...

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Let's see what we've got.

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He's gonna be donating.

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He's gonna be donating.

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He's gonna be donating.

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Yeah.

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That's my...

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And...

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And a kind of G.

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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Very very kind of you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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No.

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We want a dear regular.

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And a one.

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Thanks.

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No problem.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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The Macron show.

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Thank you.

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You're doing a bit of donating.

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Yeah.

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Thank you very much.

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Macron.

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Very very kind of you.

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I hope you're well.

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No.

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You're doing a bit of donating.

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No.

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You're doing a bit of donating.

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Staying clear.

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The doors are closing.

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You're doing a bit of donating.

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Yeah.

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Staying clear.

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The doors are closing.

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You're doing a bit of donating.

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Yeah.

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You're doing a bit of donating.

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Yeah.

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You're doing a bit of donating.

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Yeah.

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You're doing a bit of donating.

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Yeah.

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You're doing a bit of donating.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You're doing a bit of donating.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I hope you're keeping well.

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Now.

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Driving the ring road today.

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Now it's a special new route we have.

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Dedicated to the workforce.

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Who are.

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Out in the rain.

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Zurich Jan.

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Thank you very much Zurich Jan.

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It's very kind of you.

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I hope you're well.

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And you're having a lovely evening.

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Put these windscreen wipers on now in a sec.

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Lovely steering on this bus.

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Power steering.

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It's like a dream.

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It's only a bit of donating.

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It's only a bit of donating.

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It's only a bit of donating.

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Yeah.

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Ghost.

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At my.

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Ghost Bob.

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Thank you very much.

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And can you say.

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Please say happy birthday to my best friend Maurizio.

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He's a good man.

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And needs a few creamy screamers.

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Says Craig Brennan.

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So Maurizio I hope you're well.

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And that you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

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And there's Craig.

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There he is there.

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It's your friend Craig Brennan Maurizio.

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He wants you to go on the creamy screamers tonight.

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Thank you.

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Now.

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Windscreen wipers.

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Where are we?

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Right.

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The tower door.

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Engine.

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Zop.

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Cycle lights.

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Warning.

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Passenger cockpit.

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Sam Thomas.

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Thank you very much Sam Thomas.

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Now.

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Ramp.

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Ramp door.

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Middle door.

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Retire.

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Ignition.

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Fairlight.

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Windscreen wipers.

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B.

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And we're on.

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We've got them.

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We've got them.

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We've got them.

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Now, ramp, ramp door, middle door, retard, ignition, firelight, windscreen wipers, B.

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And we're on.

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We've got them.

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We've got them.

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Lovely.

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Squishy.

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We've a red light.

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We've a red light now.

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Squishy, thank you very much, Squishy.

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I hope you're well.

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Story, Slug, could you wish Aisling a happy 30th birthday there now?

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Struggling all over ourselves after 15 pints last night.

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Take it easy tonight.

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Make sure you have well, a lot of liquids, a lot of water taken as well.

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You know.

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What's that smell?

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Someone on the bus giving out about the smell there.

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I don't know what that is.

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I get that.

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Bag of slime.

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Thank you.

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We've a red light again.

285
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We stopped at the red light there because we're taking too long.

286
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,540
We don't want to get a red light.

287
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:47,120
Hey, are you going to the old sawmill this Friday?

288
00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:47,620
No.

289
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:48,280
Sorry.

290
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,000
I need to work on Saturday.

291
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,460
Are you doing a bit of donating?

292
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,700
Are you doing a bit of donating?

293
00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:58,220
Slug bus compartment.

294
00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,360
Slug bus compartment.

295
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:00,300
Thank you very much.

296
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:01,220
Komodo compartment.

297
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:01,740
Thank you.

298
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:04,680
Are you getting on?

299
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:05,920
Now, we can go.

300
00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:08,640
It's a long time waiting.

301
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:15,380
We can smooth into the right-hand side of this boulevard here.

302
00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:18,840
Sam ET.

303
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,400
Thank you very much, Sam Thomas.

304
00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:22,620
Very kind of you.

305
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:25,260
Oh.

306
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,260
Dangerous enough driving in these conditions as well, you see.

307
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,200
There's a lot of lunatics and potholes.

308
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:41,880
I said to Leshti, now, I've been diagnosed with potholes because I keep driving over the potholes.

309
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:50,440
And I have to have the jeans sent away then to Europe, mainland Europe, to be reseated every few days.

310
00:14:51,200 --> 00:15:02,100
It kind of is a shock-absorption system that takes the heat out of the pothole bump on the arse, which can be not much on one occasion.

311
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:11,220
But if it's a multiple, multiple pothole experience, then you need to have those pants reseated.

312
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,900
And it's a great job they do, too.

313
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,340
Fantastic job.

314
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:24,220
Out there in Brussels, I think it is.

315
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:27,300
A French book in by the name of Pierre.

316
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:32,520
And he fits the arse of the pants with a kind of cushioned insole.

317
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:37,600
Much, much like the ones you'd see that you put in your shoes, you know.

318
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:39,140
But one for your arse.

319
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:41,960
And your pants.

320
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,020
Because it's a...

321
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:46,300
Driving bus, it's a sitting game.

322
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:47,940
It's a sitting game, you see.

323
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,040
It's not a standing game, it's a sitting game.

324
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:56,020
So if you're sitting in traffic and whatnot, 24 hours a day...

325
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:59,660
Well, maybe not 24 hours, unless you've been on the Red Bulls.

326
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,740
If you're sitting on your arse even...

327
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,060
Oh, yeah, man.

328
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:04,680
Say what?

329
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,840
11 hours a day.

330
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,940
There's a good chance you're going to get Potter's arse.

331
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:10,960
Or Potter's hole, sorry.

332
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:15,820
Sean.

333
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,900
Sean is doing a bit of donating.

334
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:19,980
Thank you very much, Sean.

335
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,140
That's very kind of you.

336
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,140
I hope you're well.

337
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:24,140
I hope you're well.

338
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:25,480
The doors are open.

339
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,460
Stand clear.

340
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:29,700
The doors are open.

341
00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:32,240
Everybody on?

342
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,360
I need a ticket.

343
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,640
I don't have a bit of donating.

344
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,380
Oh, yeah.

345
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,260
You will.

346
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,240
I don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

347
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,360
We want Muttman.

348
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,180
Thank you very much.

349
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,500
Very kind of you there, Muttman.

350
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:42,800
Cheers.

351
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:42,880
Cheers.

352
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,000
And a senior.

353
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,520
And then a one.

354
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,000
And a forest actually back now.

355
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:51,220
No.

356
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:52,160
You're soaking.

357
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,560
You need several tickets.

358
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,180
You need several tickets.

359
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:55,740
No problem.

360
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,580
You must be soaking wet.

361
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,100
You've not a raincoat.

362
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,560
You've no rain jacket with your umbrella.

363
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:04,860
And a senior.

364
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,360
Give the money.

365
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,500
Thank you.

366
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,660
Two euro back to you.

367
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:14,140
Thank you.

368
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:14,840
Oh, yeah.

369
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,000
You need several tickets.

370
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,740
You need a ticket to the rain jacket shop.

371
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:19,900
Eh?

372
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,440
Single and a regular.

373
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,240
You'd need a ticket in stone to get an umbrella.

374
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:26,920
Thank you.

375
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:27,600
How are you?

376
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,340
You'd like a ticket.

377
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:30,560
Oh.

378
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,320
I've seen you'd want to get a ticket to the umbrella shop.

379
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,920
Or a ticket in stone to buy a rain jacket or something.

380
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:40,280
Eh?

381
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,300
Thank you.

382
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:43,900
Staying clear.

383
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,080
The doors are closing.

384
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:46,740
You don't have a bit of donating.

385
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,520
Hugh, thank you very much, Hugh.

386
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,220
The doors are closing.

387
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,300
You don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

388
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,300
That is very, very kind of you, Hugh.

389
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:52,980
I hope you're well.

390
00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:55,020
Thank you.

391
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,300
Next stop, Amber Gate.

392
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:01,260
Next stop, Amber Gate, everybody, if you've got...

393
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:02,500
If you're getting off to Amber Gate.

394
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,180
It's a lovely stop, but not today with the rain.

395
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:10,600
Foxford.

396
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,140
Thank you very much, Foxford.

397
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:18,220
Have you seen Winter of Passion yet?

398
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,140
Yes, I have not.

399
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:25,160
Although I'm getting them on a Blu-ray from the car boot this weekend now.

400
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:29,460
And there's a fair few new Blu-rays that have been released.

401
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:33,540
And there's a lad uptown who sells them out of the back of a van in Castlebar.

402
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,860
So we can arrange for some new Blu-ray at the weekend, maybe.

403
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,380
Staying clear.

404
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,420
The doors are open.

405
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,300
I'm trying to see you later.

406
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:43,920
Thank you.

407
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:44,380
Staying clear.

408
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:45,580
The doors are open.

409
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,960
I'm saying now, how are you doing?

410
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,220
You can have a ticket, no problem.

411
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,860
You must be soaking wet.

412
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:52,220
Senior.

413
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,220
And I won.

414
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:56,520
Okay, you want a single, yeah.

415
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:00,800
And there.

416
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:01,960
320.

417
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:03,640
Thank you.

418
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,200
One ticket, no problem.

419
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,260
You must be soaking wet.

420
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,480
And a regular.

421
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,120
And a one.

422
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:17,380
Oh, you must be wet without the jacket.

423
00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:18,280
How are you?

424
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,420
You can.

425
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,640
You can have a ticket.

426
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,300
Where's your jacket?

427
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:26,640
Nobody looked at the weather today before they left the house, it seems.

428
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,580
Thank you.

429
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,600
And 16 back.

430
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,100
Sorry, I only have change.

431
00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:38,320
Sorry.

432
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:41,160
You can have several tickets, no problem.

433
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,260
You can have several euros.

434
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:44,800
Or a bus pass or something.

435
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:48,700
Very good.

436
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:49,600
Very good.

437
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,140
Mr. Tickles.

438
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:58,240
Thank you very much, Mr. Tickles.

439
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,480
That's very kind of you now.

440
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,020
I appreciate that, Mr. Tickles.

441
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:03,300
Cheers.

442
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,660
I hope you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

443
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:09,280
How you getting there?

444
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,880
And there's everybody there who is watching us having a lovely Sunday evening, too.

445
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:18,400
And thank you very much, Paddy, for a return ticket.

446
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:18,900
Thank you.

447
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:22,340
Now.

448
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:24,480
Now.

449
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,120
A day ticket for Paradise.

450
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:26,840
For you, sir.

451
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:27,680
To Paradise.

452
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:28,780
And a senior.

453
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:29,720
And a two.

454
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,020
There you go.

455
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,360
No problem.

456
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:32,800
Thank you.

457
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,080
T.

458
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,640
T22 BC.

459
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,600
Thank you very much.

460
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,160
You're doing a bit of screaming.

461
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:42,820
I am indeed.

462
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,040
Thank you very much.

463
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,380
Doing a bit of busing.

464
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,420
Doing a bit of busing here now.

465
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,140
To be precise.

466
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:57,580
Kevlar Kev.

467
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:00,660
Thank you very much, Kevlar Kev.

468
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,920
I'd love to be able to read your comments here now.

469
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:05,060
There's a lot coming through.

470
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,980
I feel a bit like Michael now.

471
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,020
Why didn't you let me get off?

472
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:10,520
Someone says.

473
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:10,960
Fick.

474
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,100
I did not know he was there.

475
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,080
There was somebody wanting to get off the bus.

476
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:20,800
Ellie Baker.

477
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,440
Thank you very much, Ellie Baker.

478
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,400
Now I'm going to get to your messages soon enough when I can.

479
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:27,400
Thank you.

480
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:33,460
Now everybody have.

481
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:38,160
Auntie Mac.

482
00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:42,000
Thank you.

483
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,020
Thank you very much, Auntie Mac.

484
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:44,900
Thank you, Auntie.

485
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,400
I hope you're having a lovely Sunday evening and it's...

486
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,180
The rest of the week is going to go smoothly for you.

487
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,300
How are you getting on?

488
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:56,900
Sorry, you will.

489
00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:00,160
Milash, how are you?

490
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:02,480
Milash.

491
00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:04,020
It's been a while, man.

492
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,080
It's been a while, Milash.

493
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,640
I hope you're getting on okay.

494
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:10,780
I hope you're doing fine.

495
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,420
And thank you.

496
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,240
Thank you very much.

497
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,560
How are you getting on?

498
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,880
Single and a regular and a one.

499
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,640
Mutti, how are you, Mutti?

500
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,120
We want Mutti, man.

501
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,460
Yeah, Mutti has gone on loan to...

502
00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:30,460
Canna, to Mercedes.

503
00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:34,180
He's playing in the Champions League for Mercedes next week.

504
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,200
How are you?

505
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,740
There's a lot of passengers today in the rain, doesn't he?

506
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:39,880
He is only been donating.

507
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,320
Tom and Kerry.

508
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,480
He is only been donating, yeah.

509
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,860
Thank you very much, Tom and Kerry.

510
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:48,220
I hope you're okay.

511
00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:50,200
I hope you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

512
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:50,640
Thank you.

513
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,480
How are you getting on?

514
00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:56,520
I need several tickets, please.

515
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:57,920
No.

516
00:22:58,660 --> 00:22:59,860
Single, three tickets.

517
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:00,740
Hey, you're only been donating.

518
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,440
You're only been donating, yeah.

519
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,160
Reach, Joyce.

520
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:05,660
How are you?

521
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,620
Thank you very much.

522
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,020
Reach, Joyce.

523
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,840
Thank you very much.

524
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,340
Thank you.

525
00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,020
No, 340.

526
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:16,680
Back to you, sir.

527
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,120
How are you doing?

528
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,560
You have no jacket on yet today.

529
00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:21,080
You need one.

530
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:21,080
You need one.

531
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,560
You can do with the jackets.

532
00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:27,560
You can do with the jackets to keep the raindrops off your back.

533
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:29,700
Crystal...

534
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,980
Crystal swing.

535
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,460
Thank you very much, Crystal swing.

536
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:32,900
Derek.

537
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:33,400
Thank you.

538
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,500
How are you getting on?

539
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,520
Thank you, sir.

540
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,380
You can have a ticket, please.

541
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,920
You can have a ticket, no problem.

542
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,920
You need to be donating.

543
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,340
Ronnie Pickering.

544
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,280
Thank you very much, Ronnie Pickering.

545
00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:49,860
Do you know who I am?

546
00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:50,320
I do.

547
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,080
You're Ronnie Pickering.

548
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:00,880
No.

549
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,280
Ted Bundy, thank you very much.

550
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,280
Let you on now.

551
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,320
Thank you.

552
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:12,340
Thank you.

553
00:24:13,340 --> 00:24:16,380
I've seen a documentary there on Netflix the last day.

554
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,820
How are you getting on, everyone?

555
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:18,680
Welcome to Schluggieren.

556
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,320
Um...

557
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,320
Did you see the documentary about Ted Bundy on Netflix?

558
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:25,920
Not great.

559
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,200
Not great.

560
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:29,900
I do think they're...

561
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:31,120
They're, uh...

562
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,920
They're making these murder documentaries awful handily nowadays, aren't they?

563
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,660
They've kept on to, uh...

564
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:37,740
They've kept on to, uh...

565
00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:38,740
The gruesome...

566
00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:40,740
Sort of stuff and the, uh...

567
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:41,700
Making a Murderer.

568
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:42,220
And now...

569
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:46,540
They're throwing a feckin' Ted Bundy one out there as well, just to...

570
00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:49,100
Get a few views and whatnot.

571
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:51,800
But, uh...

572
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,880
You know, the case in itself was...

573
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:56,760
Didn't have the...

574
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,620
It lacked the intrigue and all the, uh...

575
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:01,620
The mystery that surrounded...

576
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:02,860
The, uh...

577
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:05,020
Making a Murderer and the Stephen Avery-like, you know.

578
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,660
Didn't really hit the spot.

579
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,820
Seems to be just another money-making opportunity for the big boys.

580
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,500
Where are we going now?

581
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:14,380
But people...

582
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:14,420
People...

583
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:16,200
People feckin' watch it.

584
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,640
At the end of the day...

585
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,520
You're going home.

586
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:19,240
You sit down.

587
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:20,640
Turn down...

588
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,440
Turn down the tunes.

589
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,200
You sit down in...

590
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,800
In front of the table and you just...

591
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,440
You watch whatever shite they're serving.

592
00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:28,280
You know.

593
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:29,340
That's the end...

594
00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:31,960
At the end of the day, that's all that's going on like.

595
00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:35,580
You have no choice in the matter.

596
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,020
Waiting for his feckin' turn...

597
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:42,900
Light to turn green.

598
00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:44,480
You'll be waiting a long time.

599
00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:47,180
Maybe waiting a long time.

600
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:48,360
They seem to get...

601
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,600
They seem to go a lot slower on the...

602
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,920
On the rainy days, you know.

603
00:25:58,020 --> 00:25:59,440
Gah, thank you very much, Gah.

604
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,240
I hope you're well, Gah.

605
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:02,920
Thank you.

606
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,660
Workers' alley now.

607
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,400
Anybody want to get up here at the workers' alley?

608
00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:14,180
Eh?

609
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,620
Well done.

610
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:18,740
Well done.

611
00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:18,740
Well done.

612
00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:23,540
Anybody down there with the back wants to get off...

613
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:24,620
Get off now?

614
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:28,780
Don't be asking me when we get moving or anything like that, okay?

615
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:29,820
Like the last...

616
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:30,320
Last time.

617
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,120
How you doing?

618
00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:33,520
You well.

619
00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:38,060
And a regular.

620
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:39,100
And a one.

621
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:40,760
Three easy.

622
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,760
Thank you.

623
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,580
Thank you.

624
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:43,580
Thank you.

625
00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:46,180
Staying clear.

626
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,360
The doors are closing.

627
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,460
Staying clear.

628
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:51,640
The doors are closing.

629
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,520
Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes?

630
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,720
River comedy.

631
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:59,140
Even if it was for just...

632
00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:00,040
A day or two.

633
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,860
Wouldn't it be great if we could wish ourselves...

634
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:04,840
Away.

635
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,000
Bar-bar-bar-bar-bar-bar.

636
00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:13,880
How are you getting that?

637
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,440
Part hole there.

638
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:22,820
No.

639
00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:27,180
Next stop.

640
00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:29,180
River promenade.

641
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,480
No.

642
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:32,300
Promenade.

643
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,060
DG, how are you?

644
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,540
How are you, DG?

645
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,780
I hope you're...

646
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:45,520
I hope you're well.

647
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,400
Thank you very much.

648
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,400
I hope you're having a great Sunday evening.

649
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:49,900
Thank you.

650
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,960
Okay, we need to let this book in on...

651
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:55,600
At the side here.

652
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,200
Get this ramp going.

653
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,300
Can we get the ramp going?

654
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:03,800
Please.

655
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:05,860
Stand clear.

656
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,060
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

657
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:09,620
Stand clear.

658
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:11,920
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

659
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,180
Great stuff.

660
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:15,560
Thank you.

661
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,440
I don't know why I'm thanking the ramp.

662
00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:21,600
But sometimes it's nice to give praise to the mechanical wondership...

663
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,560
At the world around us, you know.

664
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:27,100
Back in the day, they didn't have all this technology, you know.

665
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:31,220
Big Bob's...

666
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,220
Won't say the next word, but...

667
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:34,340
Bean, thank you very much.

668
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,960
Thank you very much, Big Bob.

669
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,040
I hope you're well, son.

670
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:39,760
No.

671
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:41,540
Week ticket for the man.

672
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,760
You want to get yourself a jacket when you get into town.

673
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:47,620
Eh?

674
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,160
Pissing down.

675
00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:50,780
Thank you.

676
00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:50,900
Oh.

677
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,980
You don't have a bit of donating.

678
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:53,340
Yeah.

679
00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:53,900
Stephen.

680
00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:54,720
Stephen S.

681
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,200
How are you?

682
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,860
Thank you very much, Stephen.

683
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:57,980
Hope you're well.

684
00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:00,100
Very kind of you, Stephen.

685
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:00,560
Thank you.

686
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:02,460
Oh.

687
00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:06,440
We want a single in a rig.

688
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:07,860
And a one.

689
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:09,600
Thank you.

690
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,760
Thank you very much, sir.

691
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,120
How are you keeping?

692
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:13,400
What's the story?

693
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:13,820
Are you well?

694
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,540
Got a weak and a regular.

695
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:18,240
No problem.

696
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,240
And two euro back to you, sir.

697
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,080
Now.

698
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,080
Might check for tickets here before we get moving because...

699
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,060
You know yourself.

700
00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:32,520
If you watch the streams or you watch me driving the bus, it's...

701
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,040
Here's the ticket.

702
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,960
And here's a picture of my cat.

703
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,040
She's called Pearly.

704
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:36,980
That's very nice.

705
00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:38,300
Very nice cat you've got there.

706
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:45,920
If you watch Schlageren or if you're a regular passenger, you know that not everyone is honest on the bus.

707
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,860
And here's a picture of my cat.

708
00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:49,300
Thank you.

709
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,040
It's a lovely cat.

710
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:50,860
She's called Pearly.

711
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:51,820
Lovely cat.

712
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,220
Pearly.

713
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,920
Say hello to Pearly the next day when you bump into her.

714
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,620
And, uh...

715
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:57,740
Yeah, thank you.

716
00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,460
Cherry bomb.

717
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,420
Thank you very much.

718
00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:02,500
Here's the ticket.

719
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:02,960
That's my.

720
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,800
And here's a picture of my cat.

721
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,720
You've all got cats.

722
00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:07,780
He's called Pearly.

723
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:09,140
You've all got cats called Pearly.

724
00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:11,380
Or do you live in the same house?

725
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:14,180
Right.

726
00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:15,240
And, uh...

727
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:15,520
Here.

728
00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:17,020
Thank you.

729
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,840
Are you doing a bit of donating?

730
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:19,640
Up.

731
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:21,060
Up, John.

732
00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:21,740
Thank you.

733
00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:22,100
Are you doing a bit of donating?

734
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:22,900
Of course.

735
00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:23,960
That's my.

736
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,640
Thanks, John.

737
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:26,880
Of course.

738
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:27,560
Here you go.

739
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:28,360
No problem.

740
00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:29,440
Any tickets?

741
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:30,180
Do you have a ticket, sir?

742
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:30,560
Sure.

743
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:31,520
Good man.

744
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,500
Do you have a ticket?

745
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,640
Here you go.

746
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,280
Have you a ticket?

747
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:37,700
You're letting the...

748
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:37,840
Of course.

749
00:30:38,260 --> 00:30:38,860
Yeah, good man.

750
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:39,540
Well done.

751
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,200
Here.

752
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,040
Tickets now.

753
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:43,260
Do you have a ticket there now?

754
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:43,580
Here we go.

755
00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:45,860
Do you have a ticket there?

756
00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:46,480
Here's the ticket.

757
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,420
And here's a picture of my cat.

758
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:49,480
She's called Pearly.

759
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,420
That's great stuff.

760
00:30:50,420 --> 00:30:51,420
Do you live in the same...

761
00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:53,500
Same house as those fellas down there?

762
00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:56,380
Is that the case?

763
00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:58,680
You're awful young and they're...

764
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,300
They're...

765
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:00,380
They're old ladies.

766
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,720
Are they related to you or...

767
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,340
Oh, yeah.

768
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:06,840
What?

769
00:31:07,540 --> 00:31:07,800
Oh.

770
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:08,800
Here you go.

771
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,180
Thank you very much.

772
00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:11,260
No.

773
00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:13,080
Sorry about that, folks.

774
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,620
We'll get back to the road now.

775
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,100
Back to the cockpit.

776
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:16,720
Oh, yeah, man.

777
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,480
And we're blacked in.

778
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,360
Or are we...

779
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:21,780
No, we're not.

780
00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:26,640
Lovely stuff.

781
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,200
On the road again.

782
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:32,820
Fantastic.

783
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:41,720
On the road again.

784
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:46,180
Great old tune.

785
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,720
Why didn't I have...

786
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,080
Did you ever hear that tune?

787
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:49,780
On the road again.

788
00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:51,400
Great old tune.

789
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,020
Country and western classic.

790
00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:55,880
On the road again.

791
00:32:02,140 --> 00:32:03,640
On the road again.

792
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:09,300
How are you getting on?

793
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:22,360
How are you getting on out there in the chat, Landu?

794
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:23,880
Fijenti.

795
00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:24,860
Hot and tasty.

796
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:26,600
Flower huss.

797
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,080
Ashlingerity.

798
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,320
David Belford.

799
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,080
Sean Casey.

800
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:30,700
Bag of boxes.

801
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,020
Welcome.

802
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:32,360
Max.

803
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,240
Tomato.

804
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,060
Welcome to the chat.

805
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,000
Welcome to the stream.

806
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,480
Hope you're well.

807
00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:44,580
Lee.

808
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,400
How are you, Lee?

809
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,120
I was speaking to a fellow there last day.

810
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:51,320
He's gone over to chat, Landu.

811
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,420
To do some charity work.

812
00:32:55,660 --> 00:32:57,160
He's bringing the chats over there.

813
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,080
Stand clear.

814
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,080
The doors are open.

815
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,060
Thank you very much.

816
00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:03,120
Stand clear.

817
00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:04,340
The doors are open.

818
00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:08,960
There's no smoking on the bus, Aaron Lennon.

819
00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:14,780
Thank you for choosing Schluggeron as your preferred method of transportation.

820
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:16,320
But there's no smoking on the bus.

821
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,360
How are you keeping, sir?

822
00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:17,680
Yeah, well.

823
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,900
You want a regular ticket, you do.

824
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,720
I gave him 20 cent too much.

825
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,060
Fuck it.

826
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:30,500
How are you keeping, you will?

827
00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:33,460
You can have a single ticket.

828
00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:34,320
No problem.

829
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:38,040
You might want an umbrella too, but we don't sell them.

830
00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:40,740
You'll have to go to the umbrella shop in town.

831
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:45,920
Thank you very much.

832
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,380
How are you getting on?

833
00:33:47,420 --> 00:33:48,260
You're like a drone rat.

834
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:50,880
No offense, I...

835
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,840
I wasn't meaning to call you a rat.

836
00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:55,980
Just thought you were like a wet rat.

837
00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:57,120
But you're not a rat.

838
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,800
You seem like a great man.

839
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,480
How you getting that?

840
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,480
And a regular and a one.

841
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,480
And too easy.

842
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,480
Thank you very much.

843
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,480
Great stuff.

844
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,480
Oh, it's opening again.

845
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,480
Someone's left a bit of litter there on the bus.

846
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,480
Break your hair.

847
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,480
Huh?

848
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,480
Did somebody want to get off?

849
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,480
Did your man want to get off, did he?

850
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,480
Shit.

851
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,480
Somebody in the chat there tell me I left the fella on.

852
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,480
Shit.

853
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,480
Shit.

854
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,480
Maybe he'll get off now.

855
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,480
Stand clear.

856
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,480
Wheelchair access ramp active.

857
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,480
Activated.

858
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,480
Stand clear.

859
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,480
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

860
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,480
Oh, it is getting off.

861
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,480
Did you see the latest episode of Winter of Passion?

862
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,480
Yes, of course.

863
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,480
Thanks for letting me know there.

864
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,480
He nearly...

865
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,480
Poor chap.

866
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,480
Poor chap.

867
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:14,480
How you getting that?

868
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,480
We nearly kidnapped him again.

869
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,480
That's not something we want to do after the last time, you know.

870
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,480
Are you doing a business donating?

871
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,740
Thank you very much.

872
00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:27,820
Get caned. Thank you very much.

873
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,180
I hope you're well.

874
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,520
Any George Michael, you say?

875
00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:37,680
I don't have any George Michael on me now.

876
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,680
I have some radio.

877
00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:41,500
I have mid-washed.

878
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,900
Frank Hamilton. Thank you very much.

879
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,060
Thank you very much, Frank Hamilton.

880
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:50,900
Very kind of you there.

881
00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:52,640
I don't have any George Michael.

882
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:54,200
I just have the radio. Unless...

883
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,520
That's what you mean by George Michael is music.

884
00:35:58,180 --> 00:35:58,780
And...

885
00:35:58,780 --> 00:36:00,360
Unless George Michael is some kind of

886
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,440
street slang for the latest drugs going on.

887
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,000
I'm not sure.

888
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,960
I definitely don't have any of that.

889
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,760
I'll put the radio here. I'll put the radio on and see.

890
00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:14,580
It's the news.

891
00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:20,700
Mark.

892
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,360
Mark.

893
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:23,420
Mark.

894
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:26,720
Formerly known as sweetbeast.

895
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:27,660
Thank you very much.

896
00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:28,460
The delay is corrosive.

897
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,900
Could be in contempt of court.

898
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:34,220
The SNP's Westminster leader, Ian Blackford, thinks judges may have to get involved.

899
00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:34,920
Lovely stuff.

900
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,860
This is going to be a matter for the court.

901
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,080
We are in a constitutional crisis.

902
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,220
And quite frankly, any claim minister should be above this.

903
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,160
We really like to do the right thing.

904
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,020
And that should be him.

905
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,120
Because we'll do what he's been instructed to do.

906
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:49,640
Over 100 truck drivers stayed across...

907
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,920
Thank you very much, Frank Hamilton.

908
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,780
I hope you're okay and you're not doing time.

909
00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:55,940
Vortex crimes.

910
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:59,140
...may their way from Dunagall and cross the border into Canterbury...

911
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:01,360
Victory Road, everyone.

912
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,060
Victory Road.

913
00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:06,720
...dryvers wanted to show how important the free movement of freight is to businesses and trade.

914
00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:12,100
George Mills from the Ironfield Homes Association says it's important to show what a hard border would look like.

915
00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:12,720
The door's open.

916
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:16,320
...to show to the world what an invisible border actually looks like.

917
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,880
And that's what we've been here for 25 years crossing an invisible border.

918
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,580
Freel.

919
00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:22,420
Thank you very much, Eamon Freel.

920
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,020
I hope that you're keeping well.

921
00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:26,320
And that you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

922
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,680
And that the wish of the week will be an absolute powerhouse of a week for you.

923
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,080
Thank you.

924
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,560
Would you mind if I did a gig on your bus?

925
00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:37,200
I'll sing farewell, mayo.

926
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,980
On your Shraigot Balanaruf.

927
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:48,160
Well, if you're still, if you're watching down from up there, Eamon, you're with us in our hearts and our minds and our spirits.

928
00:37:49,180 --> 00:37:51,620
And we'd love to have you any time.

929
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,080
...from the party's front end.

930
00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:58,580
It's after Deputy Dooley was found her vote on the list of matters in Thawl, despite not being present in the chamber.

931
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:04,120
Part of the Demi Mermarton says what happened was an acceptable and has asked the pair to step down temporarily.

932
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,700
I hope you're keeping well yourself.

933
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,620
That you're not too bushed out of it yourself.

934
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:22,220
Dormit Connolly.

935
00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:24,840
Thank you very much, Dormit.

936
00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:27,280
Hope you're keeping well, sonny Jim.

937
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,660
And that the rain isn't happening in your spirits.

938
00:38:32,540 --> 00:38:32,980
Remember,

939
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,740
it's like Dolly Parton said,

940
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,500
you have to go through the rainbow to get to the rain.

941
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,720
Or vice versa.

942
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:47,660
Yeah, it was definitely vice versa, but otherwise,

943
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:48,460
because you'd,

944
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,900
you'd never want to actually get to the rain if you think about it.

945
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,600
Oh yeah, man.

946
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,800
Unless, unless you liked rain.

947
00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:00,940
Unless rain was your thing.

948
00:39:00,940 --> 00:39:09,100
They're announced a plan to tax people every time they were going to use internet messaging services or internet voice calls.

949
00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:13,680
Garthi appealing for help in tracing a missing 87-year-old man from County Mayo.

950
00:39:14,140 --> 00:39:19,920
John Lockwood, who has a mustache, was last seen at the early hours of this morning at his home in Lissedrone, Valley Castle.

951
00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:24,680
John is 5'9 in height, of slim build, with blue eyes and short white hair.

952
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:29,880
When last seen he was wearing a green jumper, light brown corduroy, trousers and black shoes.

953
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:33,820
Anyone with information is being asked to contact Balanag guard station.

954
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:34,440
Balanag.

955
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:42,100
Today marks World Osteoporosis Day, which aims to raise awareness of the bone disease that affects over 300,000 people in Ireland.

956
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:49,440
The Arch Osteoporosis Society has recently launched an online tool for the public to assess their risk of developing the disease.

957
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,140
CEO Michelle O'Brien outlines the purpose of the online test.

958
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:55,480
Scruffy.

959
00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:56,220
Scruffy.

960
00:39:56,220 --> 00:39:56,580
Yeah.

961
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,220
Thank you very much, Scruffy.

962
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:00,920
How are you, Scruffy? I hope you're well.

963
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:16,360
No.

964
00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:18,860
Osteoporosis, no laughing matter.

965
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:22,640
No.

966
00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:26,200
Get this fucking cup.

967
00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:27,260
I'll clean up the bus.

968
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,060
It's only the one cup today, anyways.

969
00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:31,600
It's not too bad, though.

970
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:41,620
Some of the days you get some awful pigs inside the bus, like, leaving shite and wrappers and cans and Twix's and bars and crumbs and, oh, banana skins.

971
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,220
The whole fucking shebang.

972
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,400
The whole shambozy.

973
00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:46,480
I slipped on a banana skin the last day, would you believe?

974
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,840
Some lad down the back eating bananas like they were going out of fashion.

975
00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:55,640
And I was saying to him, you should not eat, you could die if you ate seven bananas.

976
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,040
He said, I'm going to do it.

977
00:40:57,420 --> 00:40:58,500
I said, not on my bus.

978
00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:00,180
He ate six.

979
00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:01,420
I wouldn't let him eat the seventh.

980
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:07,300
Took the fucking banana and walked down the batting of the bus and said, it's going in the bin or I'll give you it when you're getting off.

981
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:11,160
Then I slipped on one of his previous six banana skins that he'd left on the floor.

982
00:41:14,580 --> 00:41:15,220
How are you getting on?

983
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:16,740
No.

984
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,100
Get off of this fucking thing.

985
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,340
Get out of this fucking yoke and my bab.

986
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:27,900
No.

987
00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:30,340
Finish the drive.

988
00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:31,260
Oh, turn the engine off.

989
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,600
I have to fucking turn off.

990
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:33,760
Makes sense.

991
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:39,240
Last time I left the engine on and the whole place filled with shmog.

992
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,740
And we were fucking lucky.

993
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,340
We didn't fall asleep for the shmog.

994
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,620
Otherwise, we would have been shmogged out of it.

995
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,400
And that's it.

996
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:49,060
Shmog.

997
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,420
Fire kills in moments.

998
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,000
Fire kills in minutes.

999
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,360
Fucking shmog will kill in seconds.

1000
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,140
Shmog doesn't care.

1001
00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:01,480
It doesn't discriminate against who it takes.

1002
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,720
So I'll beware the shmog.

1003
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,740
Fucking shmog.

1004
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:07,520
Shmog.

1005
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:10,980
Shmog will strangle you faster than the flame will fucking roast you.

1006
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,920
The flame will only see you like an old sausage in the pan.

1007
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,260
Sizzle, yeah.

1008
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,400
You can live with a bit of sizzle.

1009
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,060
But as the man says, Johnny, you can live with a bit of sizzle.

1010
00:42:23,780 --> 00:42:25,360
But when the smoke gets up your alleyway.

1011
00:42:26,140 --> 00:42:26,740
You're fucked.

1012
00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:28,740
And I said, you should.

1013
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:30,080
Do you know what, John?

1014
00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,120
You said it better than any man ever could.

1015
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,660
And he said, I know I did.

1016
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:35,920
I said, well, I'm just reaffirming that knowledge.

1017
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,900
He said, I don't need you to reaffirm that.

1018
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,000
I said, John.

1019
00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:42,100
What are you fucking on about?

1020
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,480
Now get off this.

1021
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,600
Run into the staff room for a bit of sandwich.

1022
00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:52,720
We didn't turn the engine off again.

1023
00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:02,300
Great stuff.

1024
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:04,080
Loving it.

1025
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:08,420
Crouching Tiger.

1026
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,440
Jerry Hennan.

1027
00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:14,520
Thank you very much, Crouching Tiger, Jerry Hennan.

1028
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,780
Can you say hello to my girlfriend, Siobhan?

1029
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,800
She hates the stream.

1030
00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:24,140
And wishes I wouldn't watch it.

1031
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,340
But I love quality button.

1032
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,120
And honestly, I'm trying to get her to leave me.

1033
00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:30,380
Owen Murphy.

1034
00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:31,160
Don't need me.

1035
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,380
Thank you very much, Owen.

1036
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,360
Thank you very much, Owen.

1037
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:35,860
I hope you're well.

1038
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,960
And Crouching Tiger, Jerry Hennan.

1039
00:43:38,220 --> 00:43:39,060
I hope you're well too.

1040
00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:42,040
And that Siobhan, Siobhan's head isn't too raked.

1041
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:47,060
I might get into that staff room now and get a sandwich.

1042
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,140
Great stuff.

1043
00:43:58,340 --> 00:44:01,200
It's nice when you get a bit of time, a few moments to yourself.

1044
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:03,500
Because it's all go, go, go, you see.

1045
00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:04,640
It's all non-stop.

1046
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,640
24-7.

1047
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,320
The information superhighway.

1048
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,800
Tell you, there might be an information superhighway, but the feckin' normal highways are enough for me.

1049
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:21,080
There's enough hours in the day for those highways, let alone the information superhighway.

1050
00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:21,560
Like, you know.

1051
00:44:22,540 --> 00:44:23,880
I tell you, when I get home, I'm beat.

1052
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:41,300
Yeah.

1053
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:43,460
That'll do it.

1054
00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:46,060
That'll do it.

1055
00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:51,060
Lovely stuff.

1056
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:56,620
I hope you're keeping alright there, everybody out there in the bus world.

1057
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,660
Or in the back of the bus.

1058
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,000
As Mondo, how are you?

1059
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,180
What's on the sandwich, Tommy?

1060
00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:06,500
A bit of tuna and a bit of onion.

1061
00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:09,180
A bit of butter as well on one side of the bread.

1062
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,900
I didn't feckin' have any mayonnaise to throw in the tuna, so I...

1063
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,740
The tuna in the can then was in sunflower oil, so...

1064
00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:20,320
Throw a bit of that into a sandwich.

1065
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,480
Tuna steak.

1066
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,040
A bit of vinegar.

1067
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,040
A bit of butter on one side of the bread.

1068
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,620
A few slithers of onion, like, you know.

1069
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:31,660
Nothing too major.

1070
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,320
There's no, uh...

1071
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,840
There's no burritos here, Delft.

1072
00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:47,700
No burritos.

1073
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,380
They haven't opened a burrito bell here.

1074
00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:00,140
There was a lad in from Mexico.

1075
00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:11,160
There was a burrito bell.

1076
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:11,860
There was a burrito bell from Mexico.

1077
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,780
Who came over.

1078
00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:18,480
Two, three months now.

1079
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,660
Might have been six months.

1080
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,160
And he opened a place that had been closed downtown for...

1081
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,160
Best part...

1082
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,160
Best part...

1083
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:28,760
Best part...

1084
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,720
Faking 20 years now.

1085
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,700
The place...

1086
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:32,640
Did the whole place up.

1087
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:33,620
The whole fucking shebang.

1088
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:34,540
The floorboards.

1089
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:35,100
The ceiling.

1090
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:35,720
The walls.

1091
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:36,700
Painters.

1092
00:46:36,820 --> 00:46:37,280
Decorators.

1093
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:38,180
The whole feckin' lot.

1094
00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:39,200
New kitchen.

1095
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:40,540
New ovens.

1096
00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:42,020
New feckin' deep fat fryers.

1097
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:43,400
Fire alarm.

1098
00:46:43,540 --> 00:46:44,480
Fire safety.

1099
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,060
Bins.

1100
00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:46,740
Cutlery.

1101
00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:47,180
Cups.

1102
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:47,660
Plates.

1103
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,520
Feckin' spoons.

1104
00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:50,100
Knives.

1105
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,440
Bottles.

1106
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,700
The whole shambosey.

1107
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:55,280
Fridges.

1108
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:56,960
Feckin' freezers.

1109
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:58,760
Shopping boards.

1110
00:46:59,560 --> 00:46:59,940
Staff.

1111
00:46:59,940 --> 00:46:59,940
Staff.

1112
00:47:00,380 --> 00:47:02,820
He had staff coming over all the way from Mexico as well.

1113
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,360
Staff on boats.

1114
00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:05,220
Staff at night.

1115
00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:06,220
Staff coming on planes.

1116
00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:07,200
Being dropped from aircraft.

1117
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,440
Above the feckin' restaurant.

1118
00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:10,360
In the day of night.

1119
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,680
Parachutes on them as well.

1120
00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:16,840
And he opens up the first day.

1121
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,740
Q out the door.

1122
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:21,780
Q comes in.

1123
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,380
Can I have a burrito?

1124
00:47:26,300 --> 00:47:27,540
Doesn't he look in the fridge?

1125
00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:30,900
And they forgot to order the fucking materials for the burrito.

1126
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,240
There was no material.

1127
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,540
They had to close the shop.

1128
00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:37,460
They'd done all the feckin' work.

1129
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,340
Making the feckin' burrito barrel.

1130
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,280
And they'd last all the money in one day.

1131
00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:45,680
He had to go back to Mexico.

1132
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,300
He was broken.

1133
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,820
He was absolutely broken.

1134
00:47:48,780 --> 00:47:49,960
The man was half broken.

1135
00:47:49,960 --> 00:48:15,760
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields.

1136
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,420
There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace.

1137
00:48:19,420 --> 00:48:21,400
And setting fire to them.

1138
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,440
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

1139
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,300
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

1140
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:27,200
I do a few rolls on the ground.

1141
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,380
And a few reptilius repetitions.

1142
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,120
Just to get the blood flowing.

1143
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,500
Once those flames are licking high.

1144
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,580
It's time to shtick your coal in it.

1145
00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:39,280
You can generate extra drafthage.

1146
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,340
By using your gooch as a waft.

1147
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:45,780
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

1148
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:50,240
This message was brought to you by firelighters.

1149
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,460
Just a little bit of luck for that first point for Arne.

1150
00:49:08,660 --> 00:49:10,460
Castellan gets it done.

1151
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:12,980
I'm sure you can hear the roar.

1152
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,700
That catches the sideline.

1153
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:36,420
Solid service hole for us to bank.

1154
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:37,660
Oh did she ever need that?

1155
00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:39,480
She's still down a break here in the second.

1156
00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:49,740
Nice and good hitting again.

1157
00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:52,600
I still think I just so dangerous when she's inside the court.

1158
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:53,600
I still think I can't do it.

1159
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,600
What?

1160
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,600
What?

1161
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,600
What?

1162
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,600
What?

1163
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:01,600
What?

1164
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:02,600
What?

1165
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,600
What?

1166
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,600
What?

1167
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,600
What?

1168
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,600
What?

1169
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,600
What?

1170
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:08,600
What?

1171
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:09,600
What?

1172
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:10,600
What?

1173
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:11,600
What?

1174
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:12,600
What?

1175
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:13,600
What?

1176
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,600
What?

1177
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,600
What?

1178
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:16,600
What?

1179
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,600
What?

1180
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:18,600
What?

1181
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,600
What?

1182
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,600
What?

1183
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:21,600
What?

1184
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:22,600
What?

1185
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,600
What?

1186
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,600
What?

1187
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,600
How are you getting on?

1188
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,600
How are you getting on?

1189
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,600
How are you getting on?

1190
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,600
Thank you very much.

1191
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:33,600
Hope you're keeping well Michael.

1192
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,600
Happy 21st birthday to Owen Fitzpatrick.

1193
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:37,600
Michael says.

1194
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,600
Let's catch up on some of your messages here now.

1195
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,600
Owen Murphy.

1196
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,600
Eating a tuna sandwich.

1197
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,600
Eating a tuna sandwich.

1198
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,600
Eating a tuna sandwich.

1199
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,600
That's mighty.

1200
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,600
That's mighty Owen.

1201
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:54,600
Thank you.

1202
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,600
You're eating a tuna sandwich you say with brown bread, black pepper and bacon.

1203
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,600
And bacon.

1204
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:58,600
And bacon.

1205
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:02,600
Don't know about that now, Owen.

1206
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,600
Surf and turf, is it?

1207
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:04,600
Is that what they call that?

1208
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,600
Mixing the sea and the land.

1209
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:06,600
Very nice.

1210
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:16,600
Any chance we'll hear some student card bars tonight says Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast.

1211
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,600
We might Mark.

1212
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:31,600
We probably will if we get the laddians with the student cards getting on the bus.

1213
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:41,600
Thank you very much though everybody who tunes in.

1214
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,600
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1215
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:44,600
Midnight Fox, thank you very much.

1216
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,600
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1217
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,600
I hope you're keeping well.

1218
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,600
I hope you're keeping well.

1219
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:52,600
I hope you're keeping well.

1220
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,600
Oh yeah then.

1221
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,600
No.

1222
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,600
Loop, loop trip.

1223
00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:08,600
We need to get that TV fixed in the staff room because you'll be on the break.

1224
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:12,600
It's nice to see the news, what's on the news on the telly like, you know.

1225
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:16,600
It's always bad news but I'm fecking addicted to it.

1226
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,600
I don't know why.

1227
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,600
That's what I've been trained.

1228
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,600
Been trained growing up.

1229
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,600
The news is important and it means something and that you need.

1230
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,600
Look at this lovely night.

1231
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:29,600
Lovely crisp night.

1232
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,600
Not a raindrop in the sky.

1233
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,600
Not a raindrop in the sky.

1234
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:38,600
Doors are opening.

1235
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:40,600
How you getting on?

1236
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,600
Not a raindrop on your brow.

1237
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,600
You'd like a ticket?

1238
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,600
Where are you going?

1239
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:49,600
You going night clubbing?

1240
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,600
You doing a bit of dancing?

1241
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:57,600
This is Head Danson.

1242
00:52:58,600 --> 00:52:59,600
From Shills.

1243
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:00,600
How are ya?

1244
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,600
Welcome.

1245
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:04,600
Are you getting on?

1246
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:05,600
Oh, you want change?

1247
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,600
Okay.

1248
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,600
It's great when they have the right change.

1249
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,600
Hey, come on ticket please.

1250
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,600
Huh?

1251
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,600
He wants tickets.

1252
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,600
We got the right change.

1253
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,600
Great, let's get on the list here now.

1254
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,600
They have the right changes.

1255
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,600
How did I get up here?

1256
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,600
They should have the right change.

1257
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,600
That's still him.

1258
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,600
They need to have the change.

1259
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:25,600
Why don't you have the change?

1260
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,600
I need to take him.

1261
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,600
Hey, don't you have the right change?

1262
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,600
I need to know what's they like, you know.

1263
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,600
I let them on in here as I don't know.

1264
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,600
Don't be coming on the next time with the wrong change.

1265
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,600
Did you see the last episode?

1266
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:39,600
I need to know what's going on in here.

1267
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,600
I need to know what's going on in here.

1268
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:41,600
I need to know what's going on in here.

1269
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,600
I need to know what's going on in here.

1270
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,600
I need to know what's going on in here.

1271
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:44,600
I need to know what's going on in here.

1272
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,600
I need to know what's going on in here.

1273
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,600
I need to know what's going on in here.

1274
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:47,600
I need to know what's going on in here.

1275
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:48,600
Come on, you have to move along now.

1276
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,600
Thank you.

1277
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,600
We need to get going.

1278
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,600
Passenger can't get out.

1279
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:52,600
Eh?

1280
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:59,600
You'd wonder what's going through his mind like just standing in the doorway.

1281
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:00,600
No!

1282
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,600
Stand clear.

1283
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,600
The doors are closing.

1284
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,600
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1285
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,600
Stand clear.

1286
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:05,600
The doors are closing.

1287
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,600
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1288
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,600
Stand clear.

1289
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,600
The doors are closing.

1290
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,600
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1291
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:10,600
Yeah.

1292
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,600
Crouching tiger.

1293
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:12,600
That's mine.

1294
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,600
Jerry Hannon, thank you.

1295
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:20,600
Oh, my girlfriend.

1296
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:25,600
Siobhan has asked me to clarify that she doesn't hate the stream.

1297
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,600
Oh, that's great news.

1298
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:29,600
That's great news, Crouching Tiger.

1299
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,600
You don't have to donate.

1300
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,600
You don't have to donate.

1301
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,600
You don't have to donate, yeah.

1302
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:34,600
Right wing.

1303
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,600
Thank you very much, right wing.

1304
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:41,600
And she's mortified that I even suggested the idea that she was hating the stream.

1305
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:42,600
So.

1306
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:43,600
Don't worry.

1307
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,600
We've cleared up that.

1308
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,600
We've cleared up that myth now.

1309
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:48,600
Don't worry.

1310
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,600
We're all square.

1311
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:50,600
We're all back to square one.

1312
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,600
Oh, yeah, man.

1313
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,600
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1314
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:54,600
Michael O'Brien.

1315
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,600
Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

1316
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:57,600
How are you keeping?

1317
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,600
That's mine.

1318
00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,600
Thank you very much.

1319
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,600
I hope you're well.

1320
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,600
Next stop, Town Hall Alley.

1321
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,600
No.

1322
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,600
Town Hall Alley.

1323
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:06,600
It's a new street.

1324
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,600
We've never been in it.

1325
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,600
It's a late night street, so.

1326
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,600
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1327
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,600
I like driving through the city at night, you know.

1328
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,600
I don't have to donate, yeah.

1329
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,600
Grogashki will tell you all about that.

1330
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:20,600
Eh?

1331
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,600
Big shout out to the Parchedewit Bandits.

1332
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,600
Gould Face McDingaling Dang.

1333
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,600
And Chicken Fried Rai Rai with a portion of chicken balls.

1334
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:35,600
on the Sunday, on the Sunday sesh, in Anchor tonight.

1335
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,600
Well, that's brilliant news.

1336
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,600
Thank you very much.

1337
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,600
And I hope that the sesh is going great for you.

1338
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,600
Oh, yeah, man.

1339
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,600
I like driving the city at night.

1340
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:47,600
It's a lovely atmosphere.

1341
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,600
Lovely situation.

1342
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,600
Lovely place.

1343
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,600
People seem to be friendly.

1344
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,600
Apart from the people who've been drinking heavily.

1345
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:59,600
Like, you know, they'd actually rub you out the wrong way.

1346
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,600
Next stop, Town Hall Alley.

1347
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,600
We'd move in here.

1348
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:03,600
Signal.

1349
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,600
Oh, bus wheel hit the curb.

1350
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,600
Fuck.

1351
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:06,600
Stand clear.

1352
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,600
The doors are opening.

1353
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,600
How are you keeping?

1354
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,600
Stand clear.

1355
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,600
The doors are opening.

1356
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,600
How are you doing?

1357
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,600
Here you will.

1358
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:15,600
I need a ticket.

1359
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,600
You need a ticket.

1360
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:17,600
How many?

1361
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:18,600
I'm doing a bit of donating.

1362
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,600
Liam G.

1363
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:20,600
Liam G.

1364
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:21,600
Yeah.

1365
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:22,600
Thank you, Liam G.

1366
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,600
Thank you very much.

1367
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,600
Very kind of you.

1368
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:25,600
Thank you.

1369
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:30,600
No better way to wind down on a Sunday evening, you say.

1370
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,600
Well, I'm glad.

1371
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,600
I'm glad for you.

1372
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,600
I'm glad that you find it that way.

1373
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:40,600
And that it's a great situation for you as it is for me.

1374
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,600
Because I live by the bus.

1375
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,600
Take it, please.

1376
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,600
And I'll feckin' die by the bus.

1377
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:50,600
Literally do want to be buried actually at the bus station where I work.

1378
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,600
I've put that in the will.

1379
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,600
And the council aren't gonna let me, aren't gonna let that happen.

1380
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,600
But I've got a few feckin' tricks up my sleeve.

1381
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:03,600
I've, I've the whole feckin' thing planned out when I pass away.

1382
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,600
I'm gonna be, schnookin' to the bus station.

1383
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:09,600
After the funeral.

1384
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,600
It's gonna be an absolute mystery situation.

1385
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,600
Gonna have the funeral.

1386
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:19,600
And then I've arranged with my friend, Johnny, who actually does a bit of grave digging at the weekend.

1387
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,600
To come and release me.

1388
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:28,600
Um, and by, I mean release, I mean that he's gonna dig me up and then, uh, bring me down to the bus station.

1389
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,600
It's very clandestine at the moment.

1390
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,600
He actually was disagreeing with it.

1391
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:34,600
He disagreed with it morally.

1392
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,600
Until I, I showed him enough moral dollars.

1393
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,600
And he's actually gone away with it now.

1394
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,600
So he's, he's gonna do that for me.

1395
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:51,600
And I said then, if, if, and only if I do get caught, uh, buried underneath the, the tarmac atom at the bus station.

1396
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:57,600
Uh, then burn, cremate me.

1397
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:04,600
And, put my ashes in the petrol tank in one of the CNG buses.

1398
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,600
Just to feckin' spite the cunts.

1399
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,600
Because I can't believe they're taking petrol out of the, the engines now.

1400
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,600
They're making all these buses electric and, and feckin' neutral.

1401
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,600
Over my dead body.

1402
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:18,600
Diesel or, it's diesel, diesel or die.

1403
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,600
That's what I want written on the feckin' gravestone as well.

1404
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,600
Diesel or die.

1405
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:31,400
bye are you doing a bit of donating schcommer at the back of the bus thank you very much i hope you're

1406
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:36,600
well yeah you're a lovely man you're a kind man you're you're you're you're a sound man how are

1407
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:42,600
you missus what's the story coming out of the rain or the the dry the dry night should i say

1408
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,960
it's very dark out there can hardly see you

1409
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:58,120
hey don't miss donate one to three a single lily lily posh thank you very much lily posh and a regular and a one

1410
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:05,800
two there we go i need a ticket no problem

1411
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:10,760
it's a nice nice is donate

1412
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:18,360
you don't miss donate yeah michael o'brien thank you very much michael o'brien i hope you're well

1413
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:25,000
did i give you the right change sorry five cents you want for i give you a five

1414
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:29,000
second picture how are you doing shooting tickets you've got the shooting card

1415
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:36,520
you don't miss donating god thank you very much god you don't miss donating yeah have you have you

1416
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:41,320
a shooting card because you need a shooting card if you know if you want to shoot and take it

1417
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:48,200
oh yeah you need to have the shooting card if if you want to have the tickets

1418
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:52,920
are you doing a business donating

1419
00:59:54,920 --> 01:00:00,920
are you doing a business donating barbecue base thank you very much barbecue base thank you very much i hope

1420
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:18,200
you're doing a business donating i'm looking forward to that you don't have a business donating yeah the meals

1421
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,200
telegraphic thank you very much

1422
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:27,400
i tell you when they make a barbecue base that's gonna be that's gonna change the game altogether

1423
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:34,920
who'll come out with that first goodfellas or dr roca we don't know are you doing a business donating

1424
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:42,360
you don't have a business donating yeah pickled onions how are you i think thank you very much hope you're

1425
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:55,400
well i hope you're well pickled nice to have you thank you very much thank you very much are you doing a business

1426
01:00:55,400 --> 01:01:08,520
you don't have a business donating are you going to the old school is donating yeah michael o'brien thank you very much michael o'brien look at this now is somebody here out the way get out the way get out

1427
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:26,600
you're going to be doing a business donating he's gone all these people here now i'm messing with their minds

1428
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,040
their chi is gone their chi is gone through the loop

1429
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,440
stand here the doors are open

1430
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:44,840
stand here the doors are open oh yeah do it so where should we go past low pass free for bus

1431
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:51,400
parts pool thank you very much now let this lad in on down the back he's got a chair

1432
01:01:55,480 --> 01:02:02,600
stand here wheelchair access ramp activated stand clear wheelchair access ramp activated

1433
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:11,880
well done good lad in good men stand here wheelchair access ramp deactivating

1434
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:20,520
now that's that done how are you i can't wait for the week you need to oh we've no lights on in here jesus christ

1435
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:27,320
the fucking light button is on the same as the horn button have you met have you ever seen the like

1436
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:41,080
hey there long time no see what the is wrong with who who did that

1437
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:51,000
yeah right the time with the um yeah good to see you that needs to be fixed and we need to get

1438
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:57,720
someone to fucking fix that that's not that's not gonna work at all now they've all gone walking

1439
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,680
fucking help how are you student student ticket no problem

1440
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:03,560
hey don't a business donating

1441
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:11,000
tommy williams how are you tommy thanks thank you very much tommy williams i hope you're well

1442
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:18,040
hope you have a smooth shift tonight you say tommy doing the overtime this week have a guinness army

1443
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:23,720
thank you very much tommy i hope you're well i hope you're having a great night and that the rest of

1444
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:32,360
the week is fantastic emil telegraphic how are you emil that's mine thank you very much sir kind and

1445
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:39,800
generous of you to be dispatching that tip upon my my bus service tonight how are you getting on now you'd

1446
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:46,600
like a ticket you can have two tickets no problem thank god it's not raining thank god it's not

1447
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:56,200
raining like the last day no that's mine fijenti how are you no we silly what the hell is this now

1448
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:04,440
wrong ticket fijenti thank you very much for the ticket for the for the tip thank you and i hope you're

1449
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:10,680
farewell and that you're having a lovely sunday thank you on behalf of the rest of the laddians

1450
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:18,760
who are doing the streams or the fontanes and the francis and the rest of the streams you know say thank

1451
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:30,360
you as well they say thank you as well now give you the money two euros only you need now i i i have to give you

1452
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:45,160
a 17 back and change and a 180 back thanks thank you thank you stay in clear the doors are closed are you doing the business donatn t22 bc

1453
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:59,960
i hope you're well with the lights on down the back of the bus they are okay we're off we're off kids

1454
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:01,320
diesel till i die

1455
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:09,480
that's gonna be a new that'll be a new sunday donate you know this donate yeah michael o'brien thank you

1456
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:14,600
very much michael i hope you're well michael and having a powerful weekend and that the week is only

1457
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:21,240
going to be as powerful as stronger you really need to see the twitter uh faster faster faster stronger

1458
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:32,680
hey don't a bit of donating yeah this lady needs to get off again now lopez thank you very much lopez

1459
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,360
very very kindly thank you

1460
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:46,280
one chicken please no problem you'd like a day ticket tell you something i need to get this feckin uh

1461
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:53,240
this part here fixed because when people getting on the bus i cannot see their faces like this lady in here

1462
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,240
if i went face to face with him

1463
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:04,200
my face is luma it's illuminated his face is not illuminated

1464
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:12,760
see what i'm saying we need to get a light but then you'd have to you'd have to be subtle about it

1465
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:17,960
you have to be subtle with the lights because you can't be shining a light in someone's face like you know

1466
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:28,840
then a day thank you very much uh a day ticket thank you uh owen murphy and a regular and a one

1467
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:32,520
one of this donate yeah thank you very much owen murphy

1468
01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:41,800
thank you i need several tickets please several tickets you're a busy man you're a busy boy

1469
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:56,440
now 84 euros you have the money good man 85 one back in the pocket one ticket please how are you getting on now

1470
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:05,640
you have a brilliant white blouse but i cannot say it because there's not enough light you must be using

1471
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:08,360
daz and boulder not the whole shambuzy on that

1472
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:17,240
you don't have is donating yeah the cash of stamp thank you that's great that's great cash stamp i i hope

1473
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:26,120
you're okay in this year having a stamping great time out of it you put on a great show there a few years

1474
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:38,120
back dancing on the dustbin lids well done to you sorry i forgot to get off you're joking you're joking me in the middle of the road

1475
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:47,400
huh in the middle in the middle of the road there she is look

1476
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:50,440
go on

1477
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:56,760
she's getting after where's she going she's only after getting on

1478
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:08,680
aren't cats afraid to drive you up the wall she hardly got wet she was just lying yeah luke roach at my

1479
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:14,280
thank you very much luke roach i hope you're well i hope that you're doing okay luke thank you very much

1480
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:20,680
luke and i hope you're having a great sunday evening luke and you have a powerful week ahead yeah

1481
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:26,680
hope you have a baron a baron starvin week okay man i hope your week

1482
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:32,280
actually makes you makes you the man that you are

1483
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:39,160
and god knows how that how that will manifest itself

1484
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:48,680
but i hope that it's the best week of your life are you doing a bit of donating p kennedy clover how are

1485
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:56,600
you yeah that's me great to have you on the back of the the slug here on p kennedy have you got your ticket

1486
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,920
because we'll be checking make sure you've got it hey there's somebody the last you know

1487
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:06,920
i i think they bought their ticket but they didn't they didn't keep a hold of it i don't know how you'd lose your bacon eat it

1488
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:11,960
slug thank you oh worker sally yeah thank you very much sally

1489
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:19,000
very smooth driver tonight tom thank you very much will it's a smooth sunday that's

1490
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:24,760
that's all i can see about no uh sally it's a smooth sunday it's looking smooth ahead like you know bye

1491
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,160
thank you very much

1492
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:39,880
happy birthday yeah i want to say a big happy birthday to owen fitzpatrick who's turned 21. that's it

1493
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:46,360
you're here now adult hut has landed you've you've you're all ahead of you now you're all ahead of you now owen

1494
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:57,720
hey i'm only miss 20 is now here the 20 is the best best years of your life enjoy them enjoy them

1495
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:03,480
they don't last forever they do not last forever

1496
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:13,080
you be be young what's that song they had that song that was popular be young be fuel be foolish but be happy

1497
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:20,280
you gotta be happy you know don't be freaking throwing too much thought or consideration into what's going on

1498
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,680
other than being happy and you will do just fine

1499
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:34,760
thanks and stay away from any bad energies i was listening to oprah winfrey's super soul sunday the last

1500
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:39,400
day she's a fecking mighty woman oprah did you ever listen to oprah

1501
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:48,760
and uh what i do have a dickman oh we've got a fine somebody on this bus not paying their fecking

1502
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:56,200
fines okay not paying their tickets you've got a fine now huh like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth

1503
01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,240
what's going on what are you doing

1504
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:07,320
taking a fecking picture of me is this because i'm asking i'm telling you what's going on you're trying to

1505
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:15,560
get me fired you're not gonna get me fired because you know what time it is it's it's time for a balliken

1506
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:30,680
it's time for a balliken you should have paid for your ticket here sure what about this lady now he's not here you go

1507
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:48,360
here you go there's the ticket of course sure oh no you as well hey how fucking old are you huh

1508
01:11:50,760 --> 01:12:04,760
what's the story with me i'm all the way back down there i'm trying to do the work someone's come

1509
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:09,800
in you've come in you're no fucking tickets on you that catches the sideline

1510
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:21,240
get a fucking grip of reality man you know like what's the story do you think i'm doing this for

1511
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:24,600
free or fun or what's the for favors i'm not doing it for fam

1512
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:38,360
that's some good hitting again austropenko just so dangerous the amount of people who get on the

1513
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:43,080
bus they've no uh ticket no nothing it's shocking and there's people setting a bad example i'm telling

1514
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:48,760
you tonight i think it's you you're you're you're old enough to know better you're setting a bad example

1515
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:50,760
to the juniors

1516
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:01,960
i'm trying to move in front

1517
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:10,360
and if i ever catch you again you know it'll be game over and i mean that

1518
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:18,920
sorry i had to dish out a bit of a balliken there now to hold the bus up but we had a couple of

1519
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:26,200
a couple of people there spook bus thank you very much you've seen it for yourself a couple of absolute

1520
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:31,640
swine stagers thought they could get away with pulling the wool over tommy tommy wool's eyes or

1521
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:37,320
tommy slugs eyes i'm not tommy wool i'm tommy slug and i won't be blinded by a bit of wool

1522
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:56,440
ohm eddie eddie thank you very much eddie that's very very kind here now get the hell go on here oh

1523
01:13:56,440 --> 01:14:08,840
ohm riley eddie ohm riley eddie ohm riley that's very very kind here i hope you're having a lovely trip on tonight's slug errand

1524
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:16,040
i'm bringing you from sunday into the wee small hours of the monday that's the time

1525
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:25,960
when the world is delicious we drive of us all the way through the town yeah and never ever think of

1526
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:32,920
counten shape john beats john beats dean thank you very much john beats dean i hope you're keeping well

1527
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:38,760
very kind of you and own riley what a man thank you very much thank you

1528
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:47,000
we joe you don't know if it's going in yeah we joe well we joe i hope you're keeping well

1529
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:52,120
i hope you're doing well i hope you're having a great whole situation

1530
01:14:54,120 --> 01:15:02,920
all the best buddy thank you very much whenever everything is donate of counten shape

1531
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:16,040
when the sweet stir chicken makes a donation and the world wide web is still asleep we drive the bus

1532
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:22,280
oh yeah gracefully down the streets i'd never ever think counten shape

1533
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:31,240
oh yeah not too bad not too bad

1534
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:39,960
smooth into here now like an old smoothie i had one of those smoothies for the first time in the last in

1535
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:43,720
in in my life to the last days i said what's so smooth about it

1536
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:50,520
that was smooth in fairness now it was smooth

1537
01:15:55,720 --> 01:16:02,440
i said they put it down a banana papaya mango feckin strawberries that yeah the whole forest

1538
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:07,320
the whole forest was inside this yoke a bit of wheat grass or something on the top as well

1539
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:12,920
and uh she handed it to me i said hey is this as smooth as me

1540
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:28,680
juvenile delinquent thank you very much yeah i hope you're keeping well juvenile delinquent i hope

1541
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:34,040
you're well i dumped half mcflurry down the back of the bus and all my friends think i'm a badass now

1542
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:42,520
well you're not a badass you're just a vandalizer and a scamp society will deal with you one day i promise

1543
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:56,360
yeah thanks for the tip thanks for the tip though society will get to you no jb how are you mate jensen

1544
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:57,400
button what's the story

1545
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:08,360
somebody's still on the bus here i think there's someone still on the bus

1546
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:17,640
there's no one in that seat anyway that can help speed bumps there is someone there's someone down

1547
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:20,440
the back i think there's someone who stayed on the bus

1548
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:25,480
oh don't tell me i've done it again

1549
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:35,720
oh no i'm sorry i'm awful sorry i'm awful sorry buck down there

1550
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:42,360
oh yeah thank you

1551
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:49,720
we let we let you out here if we let you out here can you get out

1552
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:56,280
because there's traffic behind me you see i can't get i can't reverse and there's no more but

1553
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,960
that was the last stop

1554
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:01,560
thick it

1555
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:09,080
oh yeah man look look uh we're gonna have to let you off here if that's okay because i

1556
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:12,040
sorry about the lights as well the lights keep on flickering

1557
01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:17,240
i'll let you off here man because there's no more bus bus stops i'm sorry don't

1558
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:23,080
if you can't keep this to yourself and please don't complain to management because

1559
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:27,880
it's not right what's going on this is not right i'm sorry

1560
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:34,280
oh yeah man feckers this puts the bad this really shines a bad light on the company

1561
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:51,880
stand clear wheelchair access ramp activated stand clear wheelchair access ramp deactivated

1562
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:52,440
i'm sorry

1563
01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:56,520
sorry man sorry

1564
01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:01,160
stand clear wheelchair access ramp deactivated

1565
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:06,920
focus on the business donate

1566
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,640
oh philly philly wanker thank you very much

1567
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:17,800
oh that's the business of staying on the company that now all right

1568
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:20,280
fuck it

1569
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:26,760
we'll keep it going we'll keep it going because if we don't

1570
01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:33,000
if we don't then we won't keep the show on the world we won't keep the show on the road

1571
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:36,440
grid rain thank you very much grid rain i hope you're well

1572
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:41,080
with the fecking hazards on still

1573
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:47,640
that's enough you're staying on the company's name now

1574
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:48,920
you don't have to donate

1575
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,440
you don't have to donate yeah

1576
01:19:53,160 --> 01:20:12,760
ian thank you very much ian i hope you're getting on well ian i'll read the apologies i can't read your comments right now i cannot see the fecking screen i don't want to uh when you do that and you fecking stop and you forget to bring little johnny or little susie off the bus or whatever it is

1577
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:21,080
You feel bad then, you know? God knows where. I can't remember hearing him ask to get off.

1578
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:26,440
I thought he was on for the long haul. And it was a feckin' good job too.

1579
01:20:27,220 --> 01:20:30,580
I was halfway down the feckin' road on the way to the garage.

1580
01:20:31,580 --> 01:20:36,480
And isn't he speaking to himself down the back of the bus about Winthrop Passion?

1581
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:39,680
Thank f... fuck for that.

1582
01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:43,280
Otherwise we would've... I would've feckin' drove him back to the station.

1583
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:47,640
I would've actually put the bus in and forgot the bus.

1584
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:52,720
Your man would've been asleep inside the bus for the next 12 hours.

1585
01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:57,400
That fucking hell.

1586
01:20:58,900 --> 01:21:01,700
Tribunal. HR would've been breathing down my feckin' neck.

1587
01:21:02,620 --> 01:21:04,840
What? Oh, what's feckin' left of my neck?

1588
01:21:07,860 --> 01:21:08,680
Oh yeah, man.

1589
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:09,940
Fucking hell.

1590
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:13,120
That hemric down. Isn't he enough?

1591
01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:15,640
Check for any feckin' meth.

1592
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:20,480
Nothing here now.

1593
01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:21,680
I don't have a bit of donating.

1594
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:23,680
Filly Wonka, thank you.

1595
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,220
I don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

1596
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,400
Thank you very much, Filly Wonka. I hope you're well.

1597
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:29,380
Have you heard this?

1598
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:30,920
The sound...

1599
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:34,220
The sound of silence on a bus.

1600
01:21:34,220 --> 01:21:36,280
The end of the night.

1601
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,100
You got her back to the garage.

1602
01:21:39,380 --> 01:21:39,800
The station.

1603
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:41,680
Wherever you're taking it.

1604
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:43,760
You switch that ignition off.

1605
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,600
And I go and stand inside the middle of the bus.

1606
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:49,120
And I just...

1607
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:49,680
Oh yeah, man.

1608
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,500
Look around me.

1609
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:53,360
And I open my ears.

1610
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:55,380
Open the ears.

1611
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:58,240
And I listen to the sweet, sweet sound of silence.

1612
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:03,360
That's all you need sometimes.

1613
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:08,360
You need to just simply be aware of your surroundings.

1614
01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:09,200
Be aware that...

1615
01:22:09,980 --> 01:22:10,900
Right now is a moment.

1616
01:22:11,940 --> 01:22:13,280
And you're living right in it.

1617
01:22:13,380 --> 01:22:14,100
There's no before.

1618
01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:14,780
There's no after.

1619
01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:16,940
There's no worries about the future.

1620
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:19,460
There's no regrets about the past.

1621
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,700
Everything that has come is gone.

1622
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,580
And nothing will ever last.

1623
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:28,880
You are a part of the planet.

1624
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:31,320
And you are a part of the bus.

1625
01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:34,820
Remember...

1626
01:22:34,820 --> 01:22:36,160
To have fun on it.

1627
01:22:37,020 --> 01:22:37,820
And to never...

1628
01:22:38,460 --> 01:22:39,300
Ever fuss.

1629
01:22:40,340 --> 01:22:40,620
Amen.

1630
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:48,040
Oh yeah, man.

1631
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:59,900
We didn't kill anyone today.

1632
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:01,860
We didn't run anyone over.

1633
01:23:02,180 --> 01:23:03,460
We didn't hit any carbs.

1634
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:05,160
We didn't hit any pothole.

1635
01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:06,560
We haven't...

1636
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:07,940
Done anyone a disservice.

1637
01:23:08,780 --> 01:23:09,940
And it looks like...

1638
01:23:10,740 --> 01:23:12,240
We missed a fair dodger.

1639
01:23:14,460 --> 01:23:16,040
And that's bad juju now.

1640
01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:17,820
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1641
01:23:18,580 --> 01:23:19,500
That's bad juju.

1642
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:20,760
Frank McCord.

1643
01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:22,360
Thank you very much.

1644
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:23,340
And Philly Wanker.

1645
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:24,180
Thank you very much.

1646
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,120
Thank you very much, Philly Wanker.

1647
01:23:27,260 --> 01:23:27,880
Very kind of ya.

1648
01:23:33,460 --> 01:23:35,580
Myself and Tommy Swords need to get...

1649
01:23:35,580 --> 01:23:37,140
From Dublin to Galway Friday coming.

1650
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:38,800
Have you any services, Anshlug?

1651
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:39,080
I...

1652
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:39,840
I don't.

1653
01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:42,100
I'm schnood under at the moment with...

1654
01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:43,380
The Sunday service, you know.

1655
01:23:43,380 --> 01:23:53,060
Stare Chicken.

1656
01:23:54,060 --> 01:23:56,660
Schlug, will you say hi to Dan and Leanne watching?

1657
01:23:57,420 --> 01:23:58,400
From the mothership.

1658
01:23:59,220 --> 01:24:00,440
Well, hello Dan and Leanne.

1659
01:24:00,660 --> 01:24:02,220
I hope you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

1660
01:24:02,900 --> 01:24:05,620
And thanks for choosing Schlug Aaron as your...

1661
01:24:05,620 --> 01:24:07,320
preferred method of transportation.

1662
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:16,780
Happy birthday to Worm Fitzpatrick.

1663
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:17,940
I think we said that now.

1664
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:19,200
21st.

1665
01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:20,940
The big two one.

1666
01:24:24,260 --> 01:24:25,560
You're awful kind, everybody.

1667
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:26,420
Thank you very much.

1668
01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:28,560
And Frank McCord.

1669
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:28,980
Thank you.

1670
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:33,160
Now.

1671
01:24:36,140 --> 01:24:37,200
Let's see where we're going.

1672
01:24:41,940 --> 01:24:44,480
Have at least two drivers at ace level per route.

1673
01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:48,600
Use only CNG buses on these routes.

1674
01:24:48,740 --> 01:24:49,660
Which routes are these now?

1675
01:24:49,660 --> 01:25:03,440
I get you.

1676
01:25:03,540 --> 01:25:04,060
I get you.

1677
01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:08,560
We need to assign another driver to this route.

1678
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:09,760
And he has to be an ace.

1679
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:15,420
Let's take off there.

1680
01:25:15,660 --> 01:25:16,240
That first.

1681
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:21,840
Stock is square to help.

1682
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:25,420
Let's take...

1683
01:25:25,420 --> 01:25:27,260
Carsten off that.

1684
01:25:28,460 --> 01:25:29,760
Stick him on farming chimney.

1685
01:25:33,260 --> 01:25:35,300
And we'll stick him in an urban way as well.

1686
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:36,120
Fick it.

1687
01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:36,960
We need more buses.

1688
01:25:37,420 --> 01:25:39,380
We need another two Sitaro G buses.

1689
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:41,800
We can't progress.

1690
01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:47,300
The situation is we can't progress until we have two more Sitaro G buses.

1691
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:49,600
So we're happen to go to the shop there.

1692
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:50,540
Oh yeah man.

1693
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,360
Buy another couple of urban ways.

1694
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:53,620
Sorry.

1695
01:25:53,980 --> 01:25:54,600
Urban ways.

1696
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:55,860
These are the CNG lads.

1697
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:57,560
These are beyond diesel.

1698
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:58,620
There's no diesel anymore.

1699
01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:01,760
Look at that fucking water coming out the tires.

1700
01:26:03,060 --> 01:26:03,500
Seen this?

1701
01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:06,260
Cannot see it.

1702
01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:09,700
What's that about?

1703
01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:11,720
It's very strange.

1704
01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:13,880
We'll buy it.

1705
01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:18,900
And then back to the shop.

1706
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:22,200
And then let's have a look for another CNG.

1707
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:24,600
Because I wanted it from one.

1708
01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:26,840
I don't want the same urban way.

1709
01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:28,280
We'll buy the 18 meter.

1710
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:31,380
Half a million.

1711
01:26:32,820 --> 01:26:33,620
Down the pen.

1712
01:26:33,620 --> 01:26:40,340
Customize the decal here.

1713
01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:46,100
Are you doing a business donating?

1714
01:26:47,940 --> 01:26:48,340
Steff.

1715
01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:49,320
Are you doing a business donating?

1716
01:26:49,460 --> 01:26:49,680
Yeah.

1717
01:26:50,220 --> 01:26:51,400
Thank you very much, Steff.

1718
01:26:52,480 --> 01:26:53,520
Appreciate that, Steff.

1719
01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:54,260
Thank you very much.

1720
01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:54,940
I hope you're well.

1721
01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:57,040
And that you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

1722
01:26:57,680 --> 01:27:02,620
And that the rest of the week is an absolute powerhouse of a weekday situation.

1723
01:27:02,620 --> 01:27:04,060
Thank you.

1724
01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:07,320
All right.

1725
01:27:07,380 --> 01:27:07,600
All right.

1726
01:27:07,740 --> 01:27:08,780
Customize the license plate.

1727
01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:09,020
Yeah.

1728
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:11,120
We need to stick a mayo plate on that.

1729
01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:13,780
Otherwise, we'll get ran.

1730
01:27:15,780 --> 01:27:16,660
By the shades.

1731
01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:22,440
And a couple of decals and skins on the side as well.

1732
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:25,540
Let's have a look here now.

1733
01:27:27,740 --> 01:27:28,280
Slug here.

1734
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:32,860
That's that.

1735
01:27:34,860 --> 01:27:36,260
And change that to black.

1736
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,320
And black to white.

1737
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:40,700
That's that.

1738
01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:46,960
We're contractually obliged to have this on the side.

1739
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:47,240
You know.

1740
01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:47,380
We.

1741
01:27:48,260 --> 01:27:49,280
If we drive a bus.

1742
01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:49,880
We get fined.

1743
01:27:49,980 --> 01:27:50,580
Without the same.

1744
01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:51,820
The paint work.

1745
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,240
And that's my fault now.

1746
01:27:53,580 --> 01:27:55,660
You might think the bus company would do that themselves.

1747
01:27:55,780 --> 01:27:55,900
But.

1748
01:27:56,580 --> 01:27:58,200
I get the fucking brunt of it.

1749
01:27:58,280 --> 01:27:58,440
Like.

1750
01:27:58,480 --> 01:27:58,720
You know.

1751
01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:01,480
They come looking for me.

1752
01:28:02,540 --> 01:28:04,360
Asking why the paint has gone.

1753
01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:05,320
Come off the bus.

1754
01:28:05,860 --> 01:28:07,280
Are you not looking after your bus?

1755
01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:08,320
I said.

1756
01:28:08,380 --> 01:28:10,200
I'm into driving that fucking thing enough.

1757
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:10,440
Like.

1758
01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:12,300
To be even.

1759
01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:13,640
Asking.

1760
01:28:13,860 --> 01:28:15,340
Noticing when the paint has gone.

1761
01:28:16,300 --> 01:28:17,160
But they don't care.

1762
01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:18,860
They're absolute.

1763
01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:21,320
They're money men.

1764
01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:23,680
There's a reason those buckings got to the top of where they're.

1765
01:28:23,740 --> 01:28:24,440
The top of the three.

1766
01:28:24,540 --> 01:28:25,180
With the tables.

1767
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:26,580
The business tables.

1768
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:27,240
Where they're sitting.

1769
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:28,420
Because they're fucking ruthless.

1770
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:30,880
They're fucking.

1771
01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:32,100
Oh yeah man.

1772
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:33,740
They didn't fucking slack off.

1773
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:34,020
You know.

1774
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:36,020
They didn't spend the day in bed.

1775
01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:39,940
But they're ruthless.

1776
01:28:39,940 --> 01:28:40,120
They're ruthless.

1777
01:28:43,340 --> 01:28:44,400
Unlike this bus here.

1778
01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:45,320
Which has a roof on it.

1779
01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:45,760
Thank God.

1780
01:28:46,580 --> 01:28:47,420
Otherwise we'd be done.

1781
01:28:47,540 --> 01:28:48,700
We'd be done in with the rain.

1782
01:28:50,480 --> 01:28:51,320
And the clouds.

1783
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:52,340
And the skies.

1784
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:54,520
And the storms.

1785
01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:57,080
Which there's plenty of.

1786
01:28:57,760 --> 01:28:59,180
Seems to be more and more storms now.

1787
01:28:59,300 --> 01:29:00,040
The last few weeks.

1788
01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:00,660
The last few months.

1789
01:29:01,220 --> 01:29:02,320
Last year at least.

1790
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:02,600
Anyway.

1791
01:29:03,260 --> 01:29:04,220
Storms all over the place.

1792
01:29:04,420 --> 01:29:04,760
Storm.

1793
01:29:05,380 --> 01:29:05,820
Lorenzo.

1794
01:29:06,620 --> 01:29:07,720
Storm Ophelia.

1795
01:29:10,420 --> 01:29:11,380
Storm Francis.

1796
01:29:11,380 --> 01:29:12,380
I think is coming up.

1797
01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:13,060
Maybe this year.

1798
01:29:13,060 --> 01:29:14,060
Storm.

1799
01:29:15,620 --> 01:29:16,980
Too many fucking storms.

1800
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:19,460
Is it climate change?

1801
01:29:19,900 --> 01:29:21,160
Is this climate change?

1802
01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:23,340
Or is it because it's just normality?

1803
01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:27,700
We'll never know.

1804
01:29:29,620 --> 01:29:30,680
Not in our lifetime.

1805
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:33,300
I don't think.

1806
01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:38,720
I fucking hope I'm wrong.

1807
01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:39,540
I mean.

1808
01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:39,540
I mean.

1809
01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:41,080
I hope I'm right.

1810
01:29:41,480 --> 01:29:42,940
Because if we see it in our lifetime.

1811
01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:44,380
Then we will see it.

1812
01:29:44,440 --> 01:29:45,400
We'll know all about it.

1813
01:29:45,700 --> 01:29:46,240
Oh yeah man.

1814
01:29:47,020 --> 01:29:48,020
That's what these climate.

1815
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:50,720
Extinction fecking rebellions.

1816
01:29:50,940 --> 01:29:52,120
Are going on about now.

1817
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:54,480
Fucking.

1818
01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:55,760
Rebing.

1819
01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:55,920
Rebing.

1820
01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:55,920
Rebing.

1821
01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:56,600
Extellion.

1822
01:29:57,480 --> 01:29:57,880
Get.

1823
01:29:58,020 --> 01:29:58,940
Go home.

1824
01:29:59,940 --> 01:30:00,400
And go.

1825
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:01,520
Go into work.

1826
01:30:01,580 --> 01:30:02,680
Because you're actually ruining.

1827
01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:03,760
People's lives.

1828
01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:05,160
You're stopping.

1829
01:30:05,420 --> 01:30:07,080
Over in London this week now.

1830
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:08,960
Stopping people from getting onto trains.

1831
01:30:09,740 --> 01:30:11,400
Who are going about their daily business.

1832
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:13,080
That's not gonna.

1833
01:30:13,220 --> 01:30:14,300
That's not gonna work out.

1834
01:30:14,380 --> 01:30:15,760
You're not gonna win friends like that.

1835
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:18,040
Do you know what I mean?

1836
01:30:20,180 --> 01:30:22,340
You're not gonna win fecking friends like that.

1837
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:26,300
I can see what you're doing.

1838
01:30:26,380 --> 01:30:27,440
You're doing a great job.

1839
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:27,940
You're doing.

1840
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:30,440
A very honorable job.

1841
01:30:31,900 --> 01:30:35,340
But you're fucking wrecking people's heads.

1842
01:30:37,120 --> 01:30:37,520
Huh?

1843
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:41,520
You should not know how many heads you've wrecked.

1844
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:45,060
Some fella climbed on top of my bus last day.

1845
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:46,040
With a fecking drum.

1846
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:47,920
He was beating the drum.

1847
01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:49,260
I tell you.

1848
01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:50,720
I took the fucking drum.

1849
01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:51,920
I got the drum off him.

1850
01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:53,120
I bet him with the drum then.

1851
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:54,700
I tell you.

1852
01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:56,200
That was the Extinction Rebellion.

1853
01:30:56,780 --> 01:30:57,040
Huh?

1854
01:31:00,780 --> 01:31:01,500
Oh yeah man.

1855
01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:02,800
No.

1856
01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:04,800
Let's go back to our map here.

1857
01:31:06,360 --> 01:31:06,800
Tell you.

1858
01:31:06,820 --> 01:31:07,500
That was the fucking.

1859
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:08,120
I extinct.

1860
01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:09,900
I extincted his rebellion then.

1861
01:31:10,460 --> 01:31:12,180
He wasn't rebelling after that.

1862
01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:17,560
Goob.

1863
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:18,120
Goob.

1864
01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:19,080
Thank you very much.

1865
01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:19,440
Goob.

1866
01:31:19,620 --> 01:31:20,020
Yeah.

1867
01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:21,640
That's mine.

1868
01:31:22,180 --> 01:31:22,940
I hope you're well.

1869
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:23,180
Goob.

1870
01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:24,300
Thank you very much man.

1871
01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:26,960
Now let's.

1872
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:29,520
Let's stick another bus on this.

1873
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:31,520
Another.

1874
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:33,500
CNG urban way.

1875
01:31:33,580 --> 01:31:34,100
CNG.

1876
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:34,900
Not that.

1877
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:36,700
Close night.

1878
01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:39,740
And then go on to seven or six or five.

1879
01:31:39,740 --> 01:31:40,420
I don't have a bit of donating.

1880
01:31:40,420 --> 01:31:42,640
Giant Sally to rope wind his road.

1881
01:31:44,060 --> 01:31:45,060
Who's that there now?

1882
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:45,820
Goob.

1883
01:31:46,060 --> 01:31:46,360
Was it?

1884
01:31:46,580 --> 01:31:47,220
Or Elliot.

1885
01:31:47,220 --> 01:31:48,180
Elliot Reedy or Goob.

1886
01:31:49,820 --> 01:31:50,900
Thank you very much.

1887
01:31:51,540 --> 01:31:51,980
The toogie.

1888
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:54,600
Very kind of you Goob.

1889
01:31:55,540 --> 01:31:56,280
Very kind of you.

1890
01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:56,620
Thank you.

1891
01:31:57,260 --> 01:31:58,420
I don't have a bit of donating.

1892
01:31:59,020 --> 01:31:59,620
Oh yeah man.

1893
01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:00,400
There's Elliot.

1894
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:01,720
I don't have a bit of donating.

1895
01:32:01,940 --> 01:32:02,340
Good man.

1896
01:32:02,380 --> 01:32:03,040
Good man Elliot.

1897
01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:03,640
That's mine.

1898
01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:05,160
Good man Elliot.

1899
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:06,040
Thank you very much.

1900
01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:11,300
Another driver who's an ace on this now.

1901
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:13,200
We'll stick.

1902
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:16,500
Either Wolf.

1903
01:32:16,580 --> 01:32:20,140
I'm not sure now whether to stick Wolfgang Doyle on or Daniela Thompson.

1904
01:32:22,260 --> 01:32:23,560
We've already got Emma.

1905
01:32:23,740 --> 01:32:25,180
Emma's driving the first route.

1906
01:32:26,140 --> 01:32:28,460
We can stick Doyle around this.

1907
01:32:29,260 --> 01:32:29,940
Second here.

1908
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:33,760
Or another urban way on that.

1909
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:34,380
And then Doyle.

1910
01:32:35,420 --> 01:32:36,900
We'll have to take Doyle off of 11.

1911
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:39,380
Take him off of 11.

1912
01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:42,160
And then go up here to 6.

1913
01:32:42,160 --> 01:32:43,440
And stick Doyle around this.

1914
01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,100
That's Doyle around that route now.

1915
01:32:51,100 --> 01:32:53,520
Looked like we'll have to drive the second route again.

1916
01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:56,820
Just to make sure we're on good terms.

1917
01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:00,260
Gonna take the new bus out for a spin.

1918
01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:00,540
Anyway.

1919
01:33:00,660 --> 01:33:01,120
I took that.

1920
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,580
The new urban way we got.

1921
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:03,820
There.

1922
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:04,380
The last day.

1923
01:33:05,420 --> 01:33:06,200
18 meter.

1924
01:33:07,100 --> 01:33:07,380
Look.

1925
01:33:07,580 --> 01:33:08,160
Bendy bus.

1926
01:33:08,580 --> 01:33:09,700
It's fucking mighty altogether.

1927
01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:11,500
It's fucking mighty.

1928
01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:12,280
It's legendary.

1929
01:33:13,740 --> 01:33:14,240
It's sweet.

1930
01:33:16,100 --> 01:33:16,820
It's really nice.

1931
01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:25,880
Look.

1932
01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:39,660
Oh yeah man.

1933
01:33:39,660 --> 01:33:45,380
It's a left man native land.

1934
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:47,160
It's been no ful-

1935
01:33:47,160 --> 01:33:57,020
The fuck is wrong with this radio?

1936
01:33:59,020 --> 01:33:59,420
Shit.

1937
01:34:00,340 --> 01:34:01,120
The fuck is wrong?

1938
01:34:03,220 --> 01:34:04,900
The fuck is going on with the radio?

1939
01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:06,600
Is it Ben Jax or something?

1940
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:08,600
*Gasp*

1941
01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:10,600
*Gasp*

1942
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:31,960
Last night I dreamt of mother and in my dream she said, oh, come back home to Erin, come back to Erin's show. You know you're always welcome and you're Irish to the poor. So come back home to Erin, never again to Rome.

1943
01:34:31,960 --> 01:34:45,740
Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Extinction Rebellion. Thank you. That's a show.

1944
01:34:57,320 --> 01:35:15,980
Every letter that she writes, like mother, she would say, oh, come back home to Erin. Come back to Erin's show. You know you're always welcome and you're Irish to the poor. So come back home to the men, never again to Rome.

1945
01:35:15,980 --> 01:35:25,420
How are you going for them? Did you catch the concert this night at Yokemere? The band seems to be just sleepwalking their way to the poor. Thank you.

1946
01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:45,340
Well, now I must be going. It's time I walked away. And when I reach no liar, I will have a chat each day. It's there on Mary Mary. And with Mary I will stay. And I'm back home to Erin. I will stay.

1947
01:35:45,340 --> 01:35:55,220
Come back home to Erin. Come back to Erin's show. You know you're always welcome and you're Irish to the poor.

1948
01:35:55,220 --> 01:35:59,320
So come back home to Erin's show. You want to see a photo of my cat?

1949
01:35:59,660 --> 01:36:06,340
Somebody down there. Somebody down there listening to music. Somebody down there listening to music too loud.

1950
01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:15,720
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, I am sorry.

1951
01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:22,780
No problem. Look. There's a... We're trying to listen to the radio. Come back home to Erin is on the radio.

1952
01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:27,220
I like that song. And you're ruining... You're ruining the experience.

1953
01:36:27,940 --> 01:36:29,880
What? Oh, here you go.

1954
01:36:30,660 --> 01:36:32,020
Tickets. Here you go.

1955
01:36:32,860 --> 01:36:35,260
We've only just started and there's no point in checking for tickets.

1956
01:36:40,380 --> 01:36:42,880
You leaders will now consider whether or not to...

1957
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:45,740
Delay a signed letter.

1958
01:36:47,740 --> 01:36:50,020
Fake is wrong with the radio. Keeps on jumping.

1959
01:36:50,020 --> 01:36:52,180
Requesting an extension last night. But...

1960
01:36:52,180 --> 01:36:57,820
Ah. Fake news. News. News. The news will depress you.

1961
01:36:59,140 --> 01:37:02,620
That's what I do say to an awful lot of the time.

1962
01:37:03,140 --> 01:37:05,240
Oh, yeah, man. Fake news will depress you.

1963
01:37:06,240 --> 01:37:09,260
And they make out like it's the most important fake thing in the world.

1964
01:37:09,340 --> 01:37:10,340
You need to know about this.

1965
01:37:10,900 --> 01:37:13,160
You must know. Have you kept a brace to the Brexit?

1966
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:15,460
Do you know about what's going on in Guatemala?

1967
01:37:15,460 --> 01:37:19,700
Do you know about the sugar farmers out there? Have you heard what's going on?

1968
01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:24,260
A tragedy now out in fecking... who knows where?

1969
01:37:24,260 --> 01:37:28,260
Do you know? It's like... It's a lot to take on fucking board. I've got...

1970
01:37:28,260 --> 01:37:34,340
Reality is enough to take in without having all this fecking stuff in the head as well, you know?

1971
01:37:34,900 --> 01:37:35,620
Oh, yeah, man.

1972
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:36,820
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1973
01:37:37,860 --> 01:37:39,080
Jimmy Cronin, how are you?

1974
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:40,540
Are you doing a bit of donating? Yeah.

1975
01:37:40,620 --> 01:37:42,660
Thank you very much, Jimmy Cronin. I hope you're well.

1976
01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:45,700
Will you say hello to my grandmother, Bridie Pembroke?

1977
01:37:46,420 --> 01:37:48,600
Who is sick at the moment, Schlug. You're a mighty worker.

1978
01:37:49,020 --> 01:37:52,780
I will, Bridie. I hope you're getting better. Get well soon.

1979
01:37:53,940 --> 01:37:55,520
Plenty of big raced, is what they say.

1980
01:37:56,700 --> 01:37:57,940
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1981
01:37:59,940 --> 01:38:03,140
Thank you very much, Anonymous. Thank you very much, Anonymous.

1982
01:38:03,480 --> 01:38:05,220
Good to have you back, you say. Good to have you back.

1983
01:38:05,980 --> 01:38:07,480
Sure, I never went... I never went away.

1984
01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:09,320
Eh? What are you on about?

1985
01:38:11,620 --> 01:38:12,220
Only miss.

1986
01:38:13,660 --> 01:38:14,280
Oh, yeah, man.

1987
01:38:15,940 --> 01:38:18,260
Yeah, all the best, Bridie. I hope you get well soon.

1988
01:38:19,140 --> 01:38:20,520
Thanks very much, Jimmy Cronin.

1989
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:21,980
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1990
01:38:22,180 --> 01:38:23,740
And stir... stir chicken.

1991
01:38:24,160 --> 01:38:25,520
Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

1992
01:38:25,540 --> 01:38:27,680
Sorry, Steve Akin. I called you stir chicken.

1993
01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:29,240
I apologize.

1994
01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:30,360
I apologize, Steve.

1995
01:38:31,460 --> 01:38:33,820
If there's any offense caused there, Steve.

1996
01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:35,300
Didn't mean to call you stir.

1997
01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:39,560
Next stop, Town Hall Alley.

1998
01:38:41,740 --> 01:38:42,980
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1999
01:38:43,300 --> 01:38:44,440
T-22, how are you?

2000
01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:46,040
Are you doing a bit of donating?

2001
01:38:46,040 --> 01:38:46,520
Yeah.

2002
01:38:46,780 --> 01:38:47,320
The doors are open.

2003
01:38:47,720 --> 01:38:48,140
That's mine.

2004
01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:49,160
I hope you're well.

2005
01:38:49,340 --> 01:38:50,080
I hope you're well.

2006
01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:50,280
Staying clear.

2007
01:38:50,720 --> 01:38:51,520
The doors are open.

2008
01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:52,520
Congrats.

2009
01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:56,880
You say congrats to long-time viewer Sarah Snake from T-22 BC.

2010
01:38:57,500 --> 01:38:58,280
Thank you very much.

2011
01:38:58,280 --> 01:39:02,240
How are you doing, Mrs?

2012
01:39:03,740 --> 01:39:04,920
Like a senior ticket.

2013
01:39:05,180 --> 01:39:06,100
Okay, we'll do that now.

2014
01:39:10,100 --> 01:39:10,980
And a senior.

2015
01:39:11,180 --> 01:39:11,560
And a one.

2016
01:39:12,580 --> 01:39:14,940
And 460 back in your pochettino.

2017
01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:15,680
Thank you.

2018
01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:18,420
Lovely day.

2019
01:39:19,420 --> 01:39:20,320
Fantastic day.

2020
01:39:23,960 --> 01:39:26,760
It's any day where it's not feckin' raining.

2021
01:39:27,640 --> 01:39:28,420
I'm happy.

2022
01:39:29,420 --> 01:39:30,660
Next stop, Turing Halley.

2023
01:39:30,660 --> 01:39:31,960
And we're getting into the...

2024
01:39:31,960 --> 01:39:34,180
Especially now, we're getting into the cold months now.

2025
01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:37,520
I had to go and get the winter package there last week.

2026
01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:40,460
40 kg of Polish doubles.

2027
01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:43,100
Three bags of softwood logs.

2028
01:39:43,800 --> 01:39:44,740
Two bags of kindling.

2029
01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:47,140
Two boxes of fire lighters.

2030
01:39:48,080 --> 01:39:49,740
I got the whole shambouzi for about...

2031
01:39:50,820 --> 01:39:52,700
I'd say it was like 34 euro or something.

2032
01:39:53,080 --> 01:39:53,640
Maybe less.

2033
01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:54,740
I'm not sure.

2034
01:39:55,560 --> 01:39:57,380
16.99 for the Polish doubles, anyway.

2035
01:39:58,200 --> 01:39:59,320
But they were great lumps of coal.

2036
01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:00,320
They're fuckin' huge.

2037
01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:01,960
They're the size of a man's head.

2038
01:40:02,060 --> 01:40:04,840
Which is an...

2039
01:40:04,840 --> 01:40:05,740
It's hard to...

2040
01:40:05,740 --> 01:40:08,240
It could be hard to shut the fire when the lumps are so big.

2041
01:40:10,100 --> 01:40:11,300
You might have to split them.

2042
01:40:11,900 --> 01:40:13,180
You'd have to split the lumps.

2043
01:40:13,980 --> 01:40:16,760
Or you'd have to split them with a hammer or a spade or something.

2044
01:40:17,660 --> 01:40:18,500
They're too big.

2045
01:40:19,220 --> 01:40:20,180
They're much too big.

2046
01:40:22,020 --> 01:40:22,340
Father.

2047
01:40:24,260 --> 01:40:25,800
Father Payton, thank you very much.

2048
01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:26,460
How are things?

2049
01:40:26,580 --> 01:40:28,860
Any chance of your rat tattoo for the crew?

2050
01:40:29,460 --> 01:40:30,860
Down here at the speed date?

2051
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:34,200
Yes, I can rustle that out of the woodwork.

2052
01:40:34,900 --> 01:40:35,640
For you soon enough.

2053
01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:39,360
We'll get this guy his orange pants.

2054
01:40:39,540 --> 01:40:39,760
Thank you.

2055
01:40:40,440 --> 01:40:42,440
How are you keeping?

2056
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:46,820
A clone named Gipsaw.

2057
01:40:46,960 --> 01:40:47,960
Thank you very much, clone.

2058
01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:49,100
Gipsaw.

2059
01:40:49,360 --> 01:40:50,000
Very kind of you.

2060
01:40:52,260 --> 01:40:53,560
Hope you're keeping well, sir.

2061
01:40:54,360 --> 01:40:54,800
Thanks.

2062
01:40:55,220 --> 01:40:55,740
No problem.

2063
01:40:58,840 --> 01:41:01,540
Yeah, I think now that's the student card.

2064
01:41:01,540 --> 01:41:05,580
If anybody's got the student card or anything like that, please.

2065
01:41:05,660 --> 01:41:08,840
Because you need to have a student card.

2066
01:41:08,980 --> 01:41:11,620
And also, no littering on the bus, please.

2067
01:41:12,320 --> 01:41:13,700
I can see down the back there.

2068
01:41:13,760 --> 01:41:16,120
There's a cup there next to the man in the white shirt.

2069
01:41:16,800 --> 01:41:17,700
Man in the white shirt.

2070
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:18,280
Can you hear me?

2071
01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:20,280
Hello?

2072
01:41:20,280 --> 01:41:20,360
Hello?

2073
01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:22,280
We're looking at you man in the white shirt.

2074
01:41:24,140 --> 01:41:26,780
The fellow behind you is making an awful bit of commotion.

2075
01:41:27,780 --> 01:41:28,640
We'll have to go down.

2076
01:41:29,640 --> 01:41:32,320
We'll have to go down to this bucking and straighten him out.

2077
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:36,080
Hello?

2078
01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:36,200
Hello?

2079
01:41:37,320 --> 01:41:37,680
Hello?

2080
01:41:39,180 --> 01:41:40,220
What are you at there now?

2081
01:41:40,300 --> 01:41:42,120
You left a cup there on the seat next to you.

2082
01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:44,360
We are raised.

2083
01:41:44,460 --> 01:41:45,500
Were you raised in the farm?

2084
01:41:46,420 --> 01:41:47,620
Were you raised on the farm?

2085
01:41:48,500 --> 01:41:51,080
Were you in one of the pens with the cows?

2086
01:41:51,820 --> 01:41:53,200
Because you're making a state of the bus.

2087
01:41:58,460 --> 01:41:59,240
Oh yeah man.

2088
01:41:59,360 --> 01:42:00,660
Picking up my life.

2089
01:42:01,100 --> 01:42:01,820
This is my life.

2090
01:42:02,720 --> 01:42:05,360
Picking up everyone's rubbish and shite.

2091
01:42:07,420 --> 01:42:08,860
Before we've even got anywhere.

2092
01:42:08,940 --> 01:42:09,920
Look at the bend on this.

2093
01:42:12,420 --> 01:42:13,700
Absolute sweet bendy bus.

2094
01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:14,280
It's a real.

2095
01:42:14,900 --> 01:42:18,720
It's a real state of the art contraption altogether.

2096
01:42:20,060 --> 01:42:20,460
Unreal.

2097
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:24,040
Unbelievable.

2098
01:42:26,620 --> 01:42:27,040
No.

2099
01:42:27,040 --> 01:42:31,300
And away we go.

2100
01:42:33,220 --> 01:42:34,140
Away we go.

2101
01:42:34,840 --> 01:42:36,400
Next stop.

2102
01:42:36,700 --> 01:42:37,980
Horse Mill Alley.

2103
01:42:38,680 --> 01:42:40,460
Horse Mill Alley next stop now.

2104
01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:42,140
Horse Mill Alley next stop now.

2105
01:42:42,440 --> 01:42:44,580
Horse Mill Alley next stop now.

2106
01:42:44,580 --> 01:42:57,380
Did you see the New York I'm driving? It's got clean floors for jiving. Lovely seats. Good enough to eat off.

2107
01:42:57,380 --> 01:43:13,560
Don't you ever think that you can eat a cheese or drink on my bus? If I see you eating crisps, that's the end of you fella. I'm gonna throw you off. I do like you put on my seats on my bus.

2108
01:43:13,560 --> 01:43:41,740
There's a bin at the side on the door when you get on. So when you get enough, make sure you put your rubbish in the bin. Otherwise I'm gonna come for you in the night. In your dreams I'll appear. It's Freddy Krueger. He says I'm not him. I'm Tammy Schluger. I've got a Luger. It's a cool kind of German fish. I'm a super with a little chamber too.

2109
01:43:41,740 --> 01:43:46,420
I'm only missing. I don't have a gun.

2110
01:43:46,420 --> 01:43:46,920
*BEEP*

2111
01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:48,920
*Light, go on*

2112
01:44:16,900 --> 01:44:18,900
*Light, go on*

2113
01:44:22,900 --> 01:44:24,900
No eating on the bus, please, thank you.

2114
01:44:24,900 --> 01:44:26,900
*Light, go on*

2115
01:44:26,900 --> 01:44:28,900
*Light, go on*

2116
01:44:28,900 --> 01:44:30,900
Johnny! Will he flash?

2117
01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:32,900
*Light, go on*

2118
01:44:32,900 --> 01:44:34,900
Johnny!

2119
01:44:34,900 --> 01:44:36,900
*Light, go on*

2120
01:44:36,900 --> 01:44:38,900
Yes!

2121
01:44:38,900 --> 01:44:40,900
Actually, it wasn't Johnny.

2122
01:44:40,900 --> 01:44:42,900
It was Monica.

2123
01:44:42,900 --> 01:44:44,900
It was Monica.

2124
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:48,880
*Light, go on*

2125
01:44:48,880 --> 01:44:50,880
She saw us in the end though.

2126
01:44:50,880 --> 01:44:52,880
*Light, go on*

2127
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:54,880
Hulk Hogan, thank you very much.

2128
01:44:54,880 --> 01:44:56,880
*Light, go on*

2129
01:44:56,880 --> 01:44:58,880
Hulk Hogan, thank you.

2130
01:44:58,880 --> 01:45:00,880
That's very kind of your Hulk.

2131
01:45:00,880 --> 01:45:02,880
Thank you.

2132
01:45:02,880 --> 01:45:04,880
*Light, go on*

2133
01:45:04,880 --> 01:45:14,320
and you want a single and a regular and a one and two is he back to you.

2134
01:45:14,320 --> 01:45:26,880
Armando, who do? How the hell do you do? I hope you're well, who do? Thank you very much for the who do. I hope you're well.

2135
01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:54,880
Now, we move. Oh, the lights are off. Sorry. Steve Akin, thank you very much. We've forgot. The fecking light button is the same as the horn button as well. See this? Every time I use the horn, the lights go out, said the actor to the bishop.

2136
01:45:54,880 --> 01:45:58,880
You don't need to eat one of these don't eat now.

2137
01:45:58,880 --> 01:46:00,880
Yeah.

2138
01:46:26,880 --> 01:46:31,880
And here we are now for the rope winders road everybody. Rope winders road.

2139
01:46:31,880 --> 01:46:34,880
Stand here. The doors are opening.

2140
01:46:34,880 --> 01:46:35,880
Rope winders road.

2141
01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:36,880
Stand here. The doors are opening.

2142
01:46:36,880 --> 01:46:37,880
Stand here. The doors are opening.

2143
01:46:37,880 --> 01:46:39,880
You can have a ticket. You can have a ticket. No problem.

2144
01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:41,880
You want a senior?

2145
01:46:41,880 --> 01:46:44,880
4-460 please sir.

2146
01:46:46,880 --> 01:46:47,880
Thank you.

2147
01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:51,880
Thank you.

2148
01:46:51,880 --> 01:46:52,880
Thank you.

2149
01:46:54,880 --> 01:46:56,880
Someone's listening to music back there.

2150
01:46:57,880 --> 01:46:58,880
Papa Carlo.

2151
01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:02,880
Thank you very much, Papa Carlo.

2152
01:47:02,880 --> 01:47:04,880
Thank you very much.

2153
01:47:05,880 --> 01:47:06,880
For choosing Schlageren.

2154
01:47:07,880 --> 01:47:09,880
Can you please say sound.

2155
01:47:09,880 --> 01:47:13,880
Sound to Vivian for saying yes today when I asked her to marry me.

2156
01:47:16,880 --> 01:47:17,880
Vivian.

2157
01:47:17,880 --> 01:47:18,880
Your sound.

2158
01:47:19,880 --> 01:47:22,880
And Papa Carlo says sound to you as well.

2159
01:47:22,880 --> 01:47:24,880
And all the best with that. Congratulations.

2160
01:47:24,880 --> 01:47:26,880
Congratulations to Papa Carlo and Vivian.

2161
01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:28,880
They're going getting hitched.

2162
01:47:28,880 --> 01:47:29,880
My bad. Sorry.

2163
01:47:29,880 --> 01:47:31,880
You'll be sorry.

2164
01:47:31,880 --> 01:47:33,880
You will be sorry when you've, when you have no ears left.

2165
01:47:33,880 --> 01:47:36,880
When you've, when you've deafened yourself with those beats.

2166
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:38,880
You'll have no ears left.

2167
01:47:38,880 --> 01:47:39,880
After you've used those.

2168
01:47:39,880 --> 01:47:41,880
They'll damage your ears.

2169
01:47:41,880 --> 01:47:43,880
They'll damage your hearing.

2170
01:47:43,880 --> 01:47:44,880
Tickets please now.

2171
01:47:44,880 --> 01:47:45,880
Here you go.

2172
01:47:45,880 --> 01:47:46,880
Any shcomers.

2173
01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:47,880
Any shcomers at all.

2174
01:47:47,880 --> 01:47:48,880
We caught him through the last day now.

2175
01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:49,880
Of course.

2176
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:50,880
Here you go.

2177
01:47:50,880 --> 01:47:51,880
Papa Carlo, thank you very much.

2178
01:47:51,880 --> 01:47:52,880
And all the best with your, uh, upcoming marriage.

2179
01:47:52,880 --> 01:47:53,880
Look at this.

2180
01:47:53,880 --> 01:47:54,880
Oh yeah.

2181
01:47:54,880 --> 01:47:55,880
Oh yeah.

2182
01:47:55,880 --> 01:47:56,880
Listen to music really loud.

2183
01:47:56,880 --> 01:48:16,880
And you didn't even pay your, have you, what the ffff. Are you serious? You didn't even give us the privilege of paying us to come and wreck our heads with the music tunes.

2184
01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:17,880
What?

2185
01:48:17,880 --> 01:48:18,880
You'll be paying now.

2186
01:48:18,880 --> 01:48:19,880
Oh yeah.

2187
01:48:19,880 --> 01:48:20,880
Of course.

2188
01:48:20,880 --> 01:48:21,880
120 euro.

2189
01:48:21,880 --> 01:48:23,880
120 euro in the post.

2190
01:48:23,880 --> 01:48:24,880
Here you go.

2191
01:48:24,880 --> 01:48:27,880
That, you could have got yourself a new pair of beats with that.

2192
01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:29,880
Oh sorry.

2193
01:48:29,880 --> 01:48:32,880
I must have lost it somehow.

2194
01:48:32,880 --> 01:48:34,880
Oh you must have lost it, yeah?

2195
01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:36,880
How could you lose something you never had?

2196
01:48:36,880 --> 01:48:38,880
Do you know what else you don't have?

2197
01:48:38,880 --> 01:48:39,880
Any fucking gumption?

2198
01:48:39,880 --> 01:48:40,880
Or dignity?

2199
01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:41,880
How about you?

2200
01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:42,880
Here you go.

2201
01:48:42,880 --> 01:48:43,880
Yeah, you got your ticket.

2202
01:48:43,880 --> 01:48:44,880
Well done.

2203
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:45,880
Here.

2204
01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:46,880
Here.

2205
01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:47,880
Yeah.

2206
01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:48,880
Well done.

2207
01:48:48,880 --> 01:48:49,880
Well done there.

2208
01:48:49,880 --> 01:48:54,880
Well done there to about, about 70% of you.

2209
01:48:54,880 --> 01:48:57,880
The rest, the two of you, the two of you.

2210
01:48:57,880 --> 01:49:00,880
The two of you who got stung.

2211
01:49:00,880 --> 01:49:03,880
Good enough for you.

2212
01:49:03,880 --> 01:49:05,880
Good enough for you.

2213
01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:08,880
Maybe you'll, you'll feckin' learn the next time not to do that.

2214
01:49:08,880 --> 01:49:09,880
Huh?

2215
01:49:09,880 --> 01:49:13,880
Settin' an awful bad example for everyone on this bus.

2216
01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:16,880
Winter of Passion is such a...

2217
01:49:16,880 --> 01:49:17,880
Winter of Passion is such a...

2218
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:18,880
I don't care about Winter of Passion.

2219
01:49:18,880 --> 01:49:20,880
Do you think Hans will ever come back?

2220
01:49:20,880 --> 01:49:24,880
Hans, Hans isn't even really the character from a show.

2221
01:49:24,880 --> 01:49:25,880
Oh yeah man.

2222
01:49:25,880 --> 01:49:26,880
Oh.

2223
01:49:26,880 --> 01:49:27,880
Fuckin' absolute...

2224
01:49:27,880 --> 01:49:28,880
Nick of these people.

2225
01:49:28,880 --> 01:49:29,880
It drives me insane when I have to...

2226
01:49:29,880 --> 01:49:30,880
How many fur dodgers a week?

2227
01:49:30,880 --> 01:49:31,880
They're piling up.

2228
01:49:31,880 --> 01:49:32,880
They have no shame.

2229
01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:33,880
Zero shame.

2230
01:49:33,880 --> 01:49:43,120
neck of these people it right it drives me insane when I have to how many fur

2231
01:49:43,120 --> 01:50:01,540
dodgers a week they're piling up there's no shame zero shame come on we're behind

2232
01:50:01,540 --> 01:50:29,200
schedule now you've got silly hair I hope you're aware that you owe me 120 fake in nice ones the check is in the post 120 lovely creamy ones

2233
01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:53,200
thank you very much gee and can't love fishy killer absolute scum you know I don't I don't use the word scum lately or much this is no need that's what they are dr.

2234
01:50:53,200 --> 01:51:05,200
mindflip how are you yeah dr. mindflip thank you very much I hope you're well mindflip I hope you're well there's a mind we've got a mindflip up ahead of us look one of our boys

2235
01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:21,200
oh yeah it's johnny I think it's johnny see what johnny one not johnny two I'm not sure johnny hey johnny how are you john keep fucking doing what you're doing john

2236
01:51:21,200 --> 01:51:43,200
sorry about this now folks we've bit of a reverse situation going on but folks are it oh oh fuck sorry we're gonna have to let you out here get everyone sorry terrible parking

2237
01:51:43,200 --> 01:51:55,200
there's a lad right look at this fella here right up the fucking hole of the bus

2238
01:51:55,200 --> 01:52:02,200
is everybody off is that the last stop good stuff

2239
01:52:02,200 --> 01:52:09,200
fuck you hell don't be letting any young lads with bangers on the bus says dr. mindflip

2240
01:52:09,200 --> 01:52:27,200
pure messers can you welcome sean back to ireland he's back from the land of the rising sun public transport in japan just couldn't cut it well sean it's great to have you back it's great to have you back it's great to have you back I hope you enjoyed yourself out in the far east welcome back to the wild west

2241
01:52:27,200 --> 01:52:29,200
okay

2242
01:52:29,200 --> 01:52:32,200
we're happy to have you here thank you very much

2243
01:52:32,200 --> 01:52:37,200
okay now

2244
01:52:37,200 --> 01:52:41,200
now

2245
01:52:41,200 --> 01:52:47,200
all stops from the required routes need to be level five how'd you get to level five

2246
01:52:47,200 --> 01:52:52,200
how would one go about leveling up a stop now

2247
01:52:52,200 --> 01:52:59,200
from level five

2248
01:52:59,200 --> 01:53:04,200
does anybody know that

2249
01:53:04,200 --> 01:53:06,200
are you doing a bit of donating

2250
01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:09,200
are you doing a bit of donating

2251
01:53:09,200 --> 01:53:10,200
yeah anonymous how are ya

2252
01:53:10,200 --> 01:53:11,200
that's mine

2253
01:53:11,200 --> 01:53:13,200
thank you very much

2254
01:53:13,200 --> 01:53:14,200
I think to get the uh

2255
01:53:14,200 --> 01:53:17,200
I think to get the level five stop now

2256
01:53:17,200 --> 01:53:20,200
to make these stops level five stops

2257
01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:24,200
we probably have to drive them

2258
01:53:28,200 --> 01:53:30,200
drive drive them more

2259
01:53:30,200 --> 01:53:32,200
drive them more than we've drove

2260
01:53:32,200 --> 01:53:34,200
when we've driven them already maybe one more

2261
01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:36,200
one more time I'd say

2262
01:53:40,200 --> 01:53:42,200
it's a one more driver

2263
01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:43,200
one more driver

2264
01:53:43,200 --> 01:53:44,200
one more driver

2265
01:53:44,200 --> 01:53:48,200
one more driver

2266
01:53:48,200 --> 01:53:49,200
one more driver

2267
01:53:49,200 --> 01:53:54,200
and I tell ya we'll round trippers

2268
01:53:54,200 --> 01:53:56,200
we'll round trippers

2269
01:54:00,200 --> 01:54:01,200
we'll round trippers

2270
01:54:10,200 --> 01:54:12,200
maybe you have to drive us in a CNG

2271
01:54:12,200 --> 01:54:14,200
in a CNG

2272
01:54:14,200 --> 01:54:15,200
are you doing a bit of donating

2273
01:54:15,200 --> 01:54:16,200
Maria McChrystal

2274
01:54:16,200 --> 01:54:18,200
thank you very much Maria McChrystal

2275
01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:20,200
I hope you're keeping well

2276
01:54:20,200 --> 01:54:42,200
Board trip, yeah. And then we drive it in a CNG. Urban way 12. And we're round tripping it. Yeah. We're round tripping tonight. We're round tripping tonight.

2277
01:54:42,200 --> 01:55:10,520
How are we getting in? Next stop, Giant's Alley. Giant's Alley everyone. Everybody in. How are you getting in? You can have a ticket no problem. You want some day ticket? A day ticket to Nantoker.

2278
01:55:10,520 --> 01:55:16,380
No, 380 back to you. Thank you.

2279
01:55:29,520 --> 01:55:34,700
We might be in luck now, but we might have a few nice tunes then. I'd say it's Michael time.

2280
01:55:36,800 --> 01:55:38,160
It is Michael time.

2281
01:55:38,160 --> 01:55:45,900
And hello to PJ Leonard. PJ is actually in Brooklyn. I always thought it was in Midtown.

2282
01:55:45,980 --> 01:55:47,520
TC, thank you very much, TC.

2283
01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:49,640
They were at the match today.

2284
01:55:49,660 --> 01:55:55,040
Very kind of you. And I hope you're having a lovely evening, TC. Thank you very much. God bless you.

2285
01:55:57,160 --> 01:56:08,980
I hope you're keeping the best.

2286
01:56:08,980 --> 01:56:22,720
I hope you're keeping the best. I hope you're keeping the best.

2287
01:56:22,720 --> 01:56:29,920
of course ministering the government there and also uh john mclaughlin folks john richie from

2288
01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:35,040
valentine now living over my color so a big shout out to them and loda katrina uh mclaughlin there

2289
01:56:35,040 --> 01:56:40,080
angie gavard and ballantyne as well to jerry corbett anonymous thank you very much anonymous

2290
01:56:40,720 --> 01:56:47,600
as well and to very kindly uh folks we met there mcfittridge and tc at the match in have you ever

2291
01:56:47,600 --> 01:56:54,000
heard of theo the the talking korean bus amazing technology they have to both i have not yes i

2292
01:56:54,000 --> 01:57:00,320
wouldn't i wouldn't be up for going to korea games down in castle bar and i wouldn't like to go to

2293
01:57:00,320 --> 01:57:07,760
korea now it wouldn't be my cup of tea a very very brave performance from uh baladry heading for a full

2294
01:57:07,760 --> 01:57:13,200
replay actually with a point between there going into the last few minutes of the game and then two

2295
01:57:13,200 --> 01:57:20,480
late points for uh for for for for for for for for now uh now town hall emby into the kind of championships

2296
01:57:20,480 --> 01:57:27,280
so we got through the door for these and the intermediate and also cracking game between

2297
01:57:27,280 --> 01:57:33,600
the need and balayhones again and draw looked down the cards for a long time and um everybody on

2298
01:57:34,160 --> 01:57:41,680
edging it with the late point uh there and uh jubilation for them everybody and for a gallant balayhones team

2299
01:57:42,400 --> 01:57:48,560
and uh tourists are uncomfortable winners as far as i know down in sligo today in the senior

2300
01:57:48,560 --> 01:57:53,520
former savage final there so well done to them and they're retaining their title as well and i know

2301
01:57:54,080 --> 01:58:00,960
there was a terrain a great um intermediate final as well in ross common today tony the warts thank you

2302
01:58:00,960 --> 01:58:07,200
very much shout out to tony who's struggling to overcome a wart i hope you're okay tony and that the

2303
01:58:07,200 --> 01:58:13,200
water isn't gonna have you a bit it was quite amazing second half completely out of it at one

2304
01:58:13,200 --> 01:58:17,680
stage ten points down they came back to draw the match so there you go you never know and i heard it was a great

2305
01:58:17,680 --> 01:58:24,480
great replay as well thank you stevie appreciate that miss thank you

2306
01:58:24,480 --> 01:58:33,840
uh thank you uh still level replay uh there was a replay uh still level after extra time again

2307
01:58:34,640 --> 01:58:40,560
puna kelly everyone puna kelly i think someone lost something something someone lost something at the end

2308
01:58:40,560 --> 01:58:49,600
there so someone's lost something headphones we need to get these beats back to their owner

2309
01:58:50,960 --> 01:59:00,240
someone's last to beat someone's mission beats where is it you forgot your beats

2310
01:59:03,360 --> 01:59:06,880
are you okay twitchy magoo

2311
01:59:13,360 --> 01:59:17,760
anonymous thank you very much anonymous

2312
01:59:26,640 --> 01:59:34,640
horse mill alley the games in the in the province uh over the last um the party eight hours or so

2313
01:59:35,440 --> 01:59:42,400
uh bababa bad that's not a game's not a match is i don't know right uh we're going to um so much to

2314
01:59:42,400 --> 01:59:49,760
try and catch up with here um let me see what we're going to take a song here to introduce to to lead

2315
01:59:49,760 --> 01:59:54,960
into a gentleman that i'm just going to talk for a few minutes to on the phone and just after this song

2316
01:59:54,960 --> 01:59:59,760
here's barry stewart from the county after own son of the legendary gene stewart and a track from his uh

2317
01:59:59,760 --> 02:00:09,840
debut album lovely stuff lovely stuff lovely stuff

2318
02:00:09,840 --> 02:00:18,480
bad apple not worth the nickel not worth the nickel cars and girls and since we've all been to town

2319
02:00:20,640 --> 02:00:24,800
the place hunting you is tragic that's the story there

2320
02:00:26,240 --> 02:00:32,000
we're going to have a good day all the all the way all the way all the way how we getting on

2321
02:00:34,160 --> 02:00:39,120
it's like a single you'd like a little single ticket i give you a shooting and then a one

2322
02:00:40,640 --> 02:00:48,000
320. thank you very much you want another one you want another

2323
02:00:50,240 --> 02:00:55,680
no problem that's one ticket for you how are you

2324
02:00:58,800 --> 02:01:00,080
goji and a regular

2325
02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:09,360
thank you very much now missus thank you thank you very much i give you 380 back

2326
02:01:13,040 --> 02:01:13,440
thank you

2327
02:01:13,440 --> 02:01:25,280
thank you

2328
02:01:25,280 --> 02:01:26,160
thank you

2329
02:01:26,160 --> 02:01:30,560
sad songs it's a sad thing about lovin losing love and having love and losing us

2330
02:01:32,640 --> 02:01:40,320
they don't make love like they used to it mentioned it

2331
02:01:41,200 --> 02:01:44,960
when the promises you've made were forever

2332
02:01:44,960 --> 02:01:54,400
oh they don't make love like they used to anymore they don't make love like they used to i think he's on

2333
02:01:54,400 --> 02:02:02,480
about love isn't the same anymore not that they had not used to ride like they don't ride these days like they used to ride in the old

2334
02:02:02,480 --> 02:02:09,920
oh yeah

2335
02:02:09,920 --> 02:02:11,920
oh yeah

2336
02:02:11,920 --> 02:02:11,920
oh yeah

2337
02:02:11,920 --> 02:02:11,920
oh yeah

2338
02:02:11,920 --> 02:02:11,920
oh yeah

2339
02:02:11,920 --> 02:02:15,920
oh yeah

2340
02:02:15,920 --> 02:02:22,560
Stand clear, wheelchair access ramp activated. Stand clear, wheelchair access ramp activated.

2341
02:02:23,920 --> 02:02:27,660
They don't make love like they used to anymore.

2342
02:02:29,240 --> 02:02:35,280
Maybe it was a song about a couple he knew and the fire had burnt out after a few years.

2343
02:02:35,280 --> 02:02:41,580
And Barry joins us on the phone from the great county up there. How you doing, Barry?

2344
02:02:42,060 --> 02:02:42,620
How you Barry?

2345
02:02:43,860 --> 02:02:48,320
I'm keeping grand. Yeah, not too bad at all. How are things up in up north there up in Toronto?

2346
02:02:53,400 --> 02:02:58,360
Kim Jimmy. Thank you very much Kim Jimmy. Yeah. Right.

2347
02:02:58,800 --> 02:03:04,660
Across the air you see up north down south everywhere. Brexit over and done. We leave it and we forget about it tonight.

2348
02:03:07,320 --> 02:03:09,320
And another passenger again.

2349
02:03:11,800 --> 02:03:13,200
He's tickled. He's tickled.

2350
02:03:13,200 --> 02:03:16,840
He's tickled. I think you're on the Monday night show, is it?

2351
02:03:16,840 --> 02:03:20,320
You can turn that off now. You're a headbanger. You're a feckin' headbanger.

2352
02:03:20,460 --> 02:03:22,260
My bad. I'll turn it down. Good man.

2353
02:03:22,260 --> 02:03:30,240
I'm gonna use the Monday as the, in the lounge that day as the west of Ireland lounge for the CD.

2354
02:03:31,500 --> 02:03:35,580
It's gonna be my first time down there in a while. I'll be there during the day.

2355
02:03:35,580 --> 02:03:41,180
Yeah. Have you seen these are the kind of headbangers I'm feckin' dealing with on a, on a daily basis.

2356
02:03:44,100 --> 02:03:45,040
Feckin' headbangers.

2357
02:03:45,040 --> 02:03:49,520
Oh that's great yeah. And of course, as you said there, you're going to be down anyway for probably the two nights.

2358
02:03:49,620 --> 02:03:51,640
So you'll be really into the swing of things by...

2359
02:03:51,640 --> 02:03:52,980
Always into the swing, alright.

2360
02:03:52,980 --> 02:04:09,040
The lay of the land. The lay of the land.

2361
02:04:09,040 --> 02:04:15,720
And, and, uh, look, uh, as you, you always know, uh, I'm sure you often heard it growing up from, from your town.

2362
02:04:15,720 --> 02:04:18,820
I must work at the hotel. That sounds like a nice idea. Thank you.

2363
02:04:18,820 --> 02:04:19,000
I need it.

2364
02:04:19,000 --> 02:04:23,500
Stand clear. Wheelchair accessory. Activate. Stand clear. Wheelchair accessory. Activate. Stand clear. Wheelchair accessory. Activate.

2365
02:04:23,500 --> 02:04:29,680
You're getting up. This bockin's getting up. Good man. Good man. Good man.

2366
02:04:29,680 --> 02:04:39,460
You're doing a bit of donating. That goat. You're doing a bit of donating. Yeah. Nasty. Nasty in Australia. Thank you very much Nasty.

2367
02:04:39,460 --> 02:04:43,680
We're absolutely delighted that you're having the Western environment launch. Absolutely delighted that you're having a good time.

2368
02:04:43,680 --> 02:04:49,200
Actually, believe it or not, we're having two launches. We have an, um, Antonia from Conor Marrent. She has a brand new album.

2369
02:04:49,200 --> 02:04:56,400
Monday morning, Monday morning in Australia, you see. Great start to the week. You're doing a bit of donating. Yeah.

2370
02:04:56,400 --> 02:05:15,900
Um, we're looking forward to having both of you. Thank you very much, Father Love Gun as well. And to Nati in Australia. Thank you. Thank you for watching. This album actually has gone very well for you. And I'd say it has been very, very well received, Barry. Very well received. Very well received. Very well received.

2371
02:05:15,900 --> 02:05:25,900
Now!

2372
02:05:25,900 --> 02:05:31,900
Goosebumbles!

2373
02:05:31,900 --> 02:05:35,900
I can't wait until we get to begin.

2374
02:05:35,900 --> 02:05:51,900
What the hell is going on?

2375
02:05:55,900 --> 02:05:57,900
Why am I shook?

2376
02:05:57,900 --> 02:06:05,900
Well I think they'll have a place in so many people's hearts and I have to say that you really do justice to the songs Barry.

2377
02:06:05,900 --> 02:06:09,900
A lot of people have commented on that. From once they've got used to you.

2378
02:06:09,900 --> 02:06:13,900
Fat, why is this not fecking working?

2379
02:06:13,900 --> 02:06:17,900
Perking break up. Ignition.

2380
02:06:17,900 --> 02:06:31,900
Neutral? Why is she a neutral?

2381
02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:35,900
What the fuck is wrong with that?

2382
02:06:35,900 --> 02:06:53,900
What the hell is going on here?

2383
02:06:53,900 --> 02:06:55,900
What the hell is going on here?

2384
02:06:55,900 --> 02:06:57,900
Are you doing a bit of donating?

2385
02:06:57,900 --> 02:06:59,900
Polish.

2386
02:06:59,900 --> 02:07:01,900
Sausage, thank you very much Polish.

2387
02:07:01,900 --> 02:07:03,900
How are you getting that?

2388
02:07:03,900 --> 02:07:07,900
Oh our wheelchair ramp.

2389
02:07:07,900 --> 02:07:09,900
Fake it. Fake it.

2390
02:07:09,900 --> 02:07:11,900
Stand clear.

2391
02:07:11,900 --> 02:07:13,900
Wheelchair access ramp deactivating.

2392
02:07:13,900 --> 02:07:17,900
I was losing my mind there for a moment.

2393
02:07:17,900 --> 02:07:19,900
What the hell is going on with this bus?

2394
02:07:19,900 --> 02:07:21,900
You're going to be donating.

2395
02:07:21,900 --> 02:07:23,900
SK. Thank you very much SK.

2396
02:07:23,900 --> 02:07:25,900
I hope you're well.

2397
02:07:25,900 --> 02:07:27,900
Thank you very much.

2398
02:07:27,900 --> 02:07:31,900
Thank you very much.

2399
02:07:31,900 --> 02:07:38,900
Thank you very much.

2400
02:07:38,900 --> 02:08:08,880
Thank you very much. I have your tip. Thank you very much. And Dean's underpants. Thank you very much Dean's underpants. So I was losing the feckin' mind for a moment. I was...

2401
02:08:08,880 --> 02:08:32,100
What the hell's going on? The handbrake is off. With the doors closed. With everything, everyone's on. I forgot the bus will not let you move unless you've taken the ramp up. Which is a good feckin' thing too because I'd be driving around. Shkelping people's legs off them. Go shkelp.

2402
02:08:38,860 --> 02:08:53,820
Can you give a shout out to my good friend Dean? And wish... With his bowel disorder, God bless. Well, I hope he's okay unless your bowels... I'm playing too much... Playing up with you too much there, Dean.

2403
02:08:53,820 --> 02:09:05,580
I was not made for this one. I had the same problem myself there a few weeks ago. You have to... You have to be pragmatic about it and get through each day at a time.

2404
02:09:05,820 --> 02:09:34,140
Oh yeah, man. Fuckin' on the curb again. Fuck. We're not gonna get to level 5 at this rate, you know. The idea is that we can get to level 5 on these routes before the night is over. Because we took that last week and the week before. We went through some trials and tribulations and we got through it like, you know.

2405
02:09:35,800 --> 02:09:38,300
How you getting that? How you getting that?

2406
02:10:05,780 --> 02:10:08,780
What the hell happened there? What the hell happened there?

2407
02:10:08,780 --> 02:10:35,760
What the hell? We took down a... a ball.

2408
02:10:35,760 --> 02:10:58,520
How are you getting at? Thank you very much, Debbie Fish. Debbie Fish is lovely. Thank you very much. 9.24 AM. Thank you. How are you keeping? Sorry, you well. You like the week ticket.

2409
02:11:03,440 --> 02:11:24,660
Thank you very much. Please, would you play Don't Ruin My Bus for the Evening. Thank you, Tommy. I will. I will, Debbie Fish. I will do. Thank you very much for watching, Debbie Fish. And anybody else who's actually down the back of the bus there, don't ruin my bus with your letter or your shite or your rappers, please.

2410
02:11:31,120 --> 02:11:35,420
I'm gonna tell you something now that can rock your world

2411
02:11:35,420 --> 02:11:39,660
If you have a cup or a rapper from a bar

2412
02:11:39,660 --> 02:11:41,580
Pick his up and bring his home

2413
02:11:41,580 --> 02:11:43,460
You're a leaver's in your own fucking cow

2414
02:11:43,460 --> 02:11:45,500
If you have a cow, you're a leaver's in a cow

2415
02:11:45,500 --> 02:11:50,080
You're ruining my bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus

2416
02:11:50,080 --> 02:11:54,060
You're ruining my bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus

2417
02:11:54,060 --> 02:11:55,340
You're ruining my-

2418
02:12:05,420 --> 02:12:15,820
No! Green man a go-go! Green light a go-go! Horse mill alley coming up now! Horse mill alley!

2419
02:12:15,820 --> 02:12:17,780
*Squeak*

2420
02:12:17,780 --> 02:12:18,740
*Squeak*

2421
02:12:18,740 --> 02:12:19,700
*Squeak*

2422
02:12:19,700 --> 02:12:20,700
*Squeak*

2423
02:12:20,700 --> 02:12:21,700
*Squeak*

2424
02:12:21,700 --> 02:12:22,700
*Squeak*

2425
02:12:22,700 --> 02:12:23,700
*Squeak*

2426
02:12:23,700 --> 02:12:24,700
*Squeak*

2427
02:12:24,700 --> 02:12:25,700
*Squeak*

2428
02:12:25,700 --> 02:12:26,700
*Squeak*

2429
02:12:26,700 --> 02:12:27,700
*Squeak*

2430
02:12:27,700 --> 02:12:28,700
*Squeak*

2431
02:12:28,700 --> 02:12:29,700
*Squeak*

2432
02:12:29,700 --> 02:12:31,700
*Squeak*

2433
02:12:31,700 --> 02:12:32,700
*Squeak*

2434
02:12:32,700 --> 02:12:33,700
*Squeak*

2435
02:12:33,700 --> 02:12:34,700
*Squeak*

2436
02:12:34,700 --> 02:12:35,700
*Squeak*

2437
02:12:35,700 --> 02:12:37,700
Anybody else? Oh, there you are! Sorry!

2438
02:12:37,700 --> 02:12:42,700
I missed this fella here and I was piss-balling about the place.

2439
02:12:42,700 --> 02:12:43,820
*Squeak*

2440
02:12:43,820 --> 02:12:44,820
No.

2441
02:12:44,820 --> 02:12:45,820
*Squeak*

2442
02:12:45,820 --> 02:12:46,220
*Squeak*

2443
02:12:46,220 --> 02:12:47,420
Single trip for you.

2444
02:12:47,420 --> 02:12:50,420
*Squeak*

2445
02:12:50,420 --> 02:12:52,220
And a single regular trip.

2446
02:12:52,220 --> 02:12:53,220
*Squeak*

2447
02:12:53,220 --> 02:12:54,620
And a one.

2448
02:12:54,620 --> 02:12:55,420
*Squeak*

2449
02:12:55,420 --> 02:12:57,660
And that is two euro twenty please sir.

2450
02:12:57,660 --> 02:12:58,460
*Squeak*

2451
02:12:58,460 --> 02:12:59,460
Thank you.

2452
02:12:59,460 --> 02:13:01,460
Give you two eighty back.

2453
02:13:01,460 --> 02:13:02,460
*Squeak*

2454
02:13:02,460 --> 02:13:03,460
*Squeak*

2455
02:13:03,460 --> 02:13:05,020
Thank you very much sir, you will.

2456
02:13:05,020 --> 02:13:09,020
*Squeak*

2457
02:13:09,020 --> 02:13:13,820
*Squeak*

2458
02:13:13,820 --> 02:13:15,220
*Squeak*

2459
02:13:15,220 --> 02:13:16,420
*Squeak*

2460
02:13:16,420 --> 02:13:17,020
*Squeak*

2461
02:13:17,020 --> 02:13:17,620
*Squeak*

2462
02:13:17,620 --> 02:13:18,220
*Squeak*

2463
02:13:18,220 --> 02:13:19,020
*Squeak*

2464
02:13:19,020 --> 02:13:20,420
*Squeak*

2465
02:13:20,420 --> 02:13:20,420
*Squeak*

2466
02:13:20,420 --> 02:13:21,820
*Squeak*

2467
02:13:21,820 --> 02:13:23,820
*Squeak*

2468
02:13:23,820 --> 02:13:25,220
*Squeak*

2469
02:13:25,220 --> 02:13:25,820
*Squeak*

2470
02:13:25,820 --> 02:13:26,620
*Squeak*

2471
02:13:26,620 --> 02:13:27,220
*Squeak*

2472
02:13:27,220 --> 02:13:28,020
*Squeak*

2473
02:13:28,020 --> 02:13:28,620
*Squeak*

2474
02:13:28,620 --> 02:13:28,620
*Squeak*

2475
02:13:28,620 --> 02:13:29,420
*Squeak*

2476
02:13:29,420 --> 02:13:30,020
*Squeak*

2477
02:13:30,020 --> 02:13:30,020
*Squeak*

2478
02:13:30,020 --> 02:13:30,020
*Squeak*

2479
02:13:30,020 --> 02:13:30,620
*Squeak*

2480
02:13:30,620 --> 02:13:30,620
*Squeak*

2481
02:13:30,620 --> 02:13:31,420
*Squeak*

2482
02:13:31,420 --> 02:13:32,020
*Squeak*

2483
02:13:32,020 --> 02:13:32,620
*Squeak*

2484
02:13:32,620 --> 02:13:32,620
*Squeak*

2485
02:13:32,620 --> 02:13:33,220
*Squeak*

2486
02:13:33,220 --> 02:13:33,220
*Squeak*

2487
02:13:33,220 --> 02:13:34,020
*Squeak*

2488
02:13:34,020 --> 02:13:41,020
The thing about Johnny is he's always ready to work. He was throwing a few tiles. He was throwing a few tiles.

2489
02:13:55,020 --> 02:14:00,020
Thank you very much. And he was doing a bit of tiling down the Met office. Met Aaron or something.

2490
02:14:01,020 --> 02:14:06,020
And they told him there's going to be a few storms coming up. But it's mainly dry weather for this week anyway.

2491
02:14:10,020 --> 02:14:14,020
And he was speaking to some of those meteorologists there as well.

2492
02:14:17,020 --> 02:14:21,020
And they said, yeah, awful stormy. Awful stormy year ahead now.

2493
02:14:21,020 --> 02:14:25,020
Climate change. The polar bears. The ice caps.

2494
02:14:26,020 --> 02:14:30,020
F*cking nuclear wars. Nuclear thermonuclear winter.

2495
02:14:30,020 --> 02:14:39,020
15, 15 tog blankets. 16 tog blankets. Some people using 20 tog nowadays.

2496
02:14:39,020 --> 02:14:41,020
Don't you believe that? 20 tog.

2497
02:14:45,020 --> 02:14:51,020
The world is going topsy-turvy. It's going upside down. It's going in and out. Out the other end.

2498
02:14:52,020 --> 02:15:01,020
Blink and you'll miss it. Blink and you'll miss it. Everybody up.

2499
02:15:01,020 --> 02:15:07,020
The doors are opening. Stand clear. The doors are opening. I need a ticket.

2500
02:15:08,020 --> 02:15:10,020
Are you doing a bissle donating?

2501
02:15:10,020 --> 02:15:18,020
Zig. Zig on the rocks. Thank you very much, Zig on the rocks. I hope you're well. I hope you're having a lovely Sunday, Zig. Thank you.

2502
02:15:19,020 --> 02:15:24,160
Now sir, single tick.

2503
02:15:27,040 --> 02:15:28,280
Enereg, ene one.

2504
02:15:29,620 --> 02:15:33,040
Thank you very much sir, you're well, you're well, you're well, you're well.

2505
02:15:34,760 --> 02:15:36,060
That's a great whole situation.

2506
02:15:36,640 --> 02:15:39,980
I was saying to Johnny as well last day, there's no town like it.

2507
02:15:40,600 --> 02:15:42,560
I've been busting this town for quite some time now.

2508
02:15:43,260 --> 02:15:48,380
You don't get the same level of person in other towns, and the same level of road.

2509
02:15:48,380 --> 02:15:50,660
Next stop, Tonto Alley.

2510
02:15:50,660 --> 02:15:52,740
It's a better class of road out here.

2511
02:15:53,420 --> 02:15:55,700
Some of the drivers drive you insane up the wall.

2512
02:15:57,020 --> 02:15:59,920
Most of the time everything's okay, you know.

2513
02:16:00,860 --> 02:16:03,000
You've got everything in its right place.

2514
02:16:04,440 --> 02:16:05,220
Radio head style.

2515
02:16:06,480 --> 02:16:14,540
And yes, it's a great town, great city, great place, great people, great food, great passion, great wonderment.

2516
02:16:14,980 --> 02:16:16,040
Great smell in the air as well.

2517
02:16:17,040 --> 02:16:17,920
Great smog.

2518
02:16:17,920 --> 02:16:20,400
Absolutely fantastic smog.

2519
02:16:21,460 --> 02:16:23,480
Fucking sumptuous smog.

2520
02:16:28,340 --> 02:16:29,220
Phil Eglinton.

2521
02:16:31,700 --> 02:16:33,320
Thank you very much Phil Eglinton.

2522
02:16:33,480 --> 02:16:34,200
I hope you're well.

2523
02:16:34,680 --> 02:16:35,580
And have another lovely evening.

2524
02:16:35,920 --> 02:16:36,700
Thank you very much.

2525
02:16:40,820 --> 02:16:42,900
Can you say hello to Gavin Ash?

2526
02:16:43,120 --> 02:16:44,120
I can, Gavin Ash.

2527
02:16:44,200 --> 02:16:44,780
I hope you're well.

2528
02:16:45,200 --> 02:16:49,740
Thank you.

2529
02:16:50,740 --> 02:16:51,260
Thank you.

2530
02:16:51,260 --> 02:16:51,760
Thank you.

2531
02:16:51,760 --> 02:16:52,760
Thank you.

2532
02:16:52,760 --> 02:16:54,120
Max Darwin as well.

2533
02:16:54,200 --> 02:16:57,160
Who says hello to Sarah Schneek.

2534
02:16:58,540 --> 02:16:58,860
Now.

2535
02:16:58,860 --> 02:17:02,140
You would like a week ticket.

2536
02:17:02,920 --> 02:17:03,420
And a senior.

2537
02:17:03,840 --> 02:17:04,080
I know.

2538
02:17:05,920 --> 02:17:07,160
24 euro please.

2539
02:17:07,820 --> 02:17:08,400
If you have that.

2540
02:17:08,720 --> 02:17:09,120
Thank you.

2541
02:17:10,220 --> 02:17:11,040
And then a one euro.

2542
02:17:14,480 --> 02:17:15,360
Lovely stuff.

2543
02:17:16,020 --> 02:17:18,380
Oh my god I managed to catch this. Beautiful.

2544
02:17:25,160 --> 02:17:28,000
Next stop. Giant alley everyone. Next stop.

2545
02:17:28,000 --> 02:17:57,980
Can all passengers please shut and make sure they've got everything before they get off the bus. They don't want to leave your phone behind or your wallet or anything like that. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Lovely lovely bus stops as well. Great.

2546
02:17:57,980 --> 02:18:10,980
Tidy streets. No rubbish on the streets. In fact you'd see more rubbish on the bus at the end of the journey than you would on the streets if they'd been in the street like you know. Giant alley everyone. Put the ice to bear.

2547
02:18:13,980 --> 02:18:20,020
Stand clear. The doors are open. Stand clear. The doors are open.

2548
02:18:22,080 --> 02:18:40,800
Now someone has left mess as per usual on this feckin bus again. Look at this back. It's the back door. Very handy. You've got a middle door. And then you've got a front door as well.

2549
02:18:42,600 --> 02:18:48,900
I hope he's okay. He's walking like he's had an accident. He might have patched the salad.

2550
02:18:51,240 --> 02:18:53,880
Now. We are done.

2551
02:18:59,600 --> 02:19:04,700
We took a collision. Feck it. Feckin collision.

2552
02:19:09,600 --> 02:19:11,600
And that is...

2553
02:19:11,600 --> 02:19:39,600
*Sounds of music*

2554
02:19:39,600 --> 02:19:43,600
Well, thank you... Thanks everybody for watching Shlogan tonight.

2555
02:19:43,600 --> 02:19:45,600
Thank you very much.

2556
02:19:45,600 --> 02:19:49,600
Maybe I didn't drive you...

2557
02:19:49,600 --> 02:19:53,600
Quite as far as I should have.

2558
02:19:55,600 --> 02:19:59,600
Maybe I didn't drop you off...

2559
02:19:59,600 --> 02:20:05,600
At the shtops that I could have, or I should have.

2560
02:20:05,600 --> 02:20:07,600
Little shtops...

2561
02:20:07,600 --> 02:20:09,600
I should have stopped to let you off.

2562
02:20:09,600 --> 02:20:13,600
I just never took the time.

2563
02:20:13,600 --> 02:20:19,600
You were always on my bus.

2564
02:20:19,600 --> 02:20:21,600
Always on my bus.

2565
02:20:21,600 --> 02:20:23,600
You were always on my bus.

2566
02:20:23,600 --> 02:20:29,600
And maybe I didn't pick you up.

2567
02:20:29,600 --> 02:20:33,600
Or those lonely...

2568
02:20:33,600 --> 02:20:35,600
Lonely bush tops ago.

2569
02:20:35,600 --> 02:20:39,600
And I guess I never told you.

2570
02:20:39,600 --> 02:20:43,600
I'm so happy...

2571
02:20:43,600 --> 02:20:45,600
That you've got your senior citizens card.

2572
02:20:45,600 --> 02:20:47,600
Because I couldn't give out...

2573
02:20:47,600 --> 02:20:49,600
A ticket...

2574
02:20:49,600 --> 02:20:51,600
To you.

2575
02:20:51,600 --> 02:20:55,600
Unless you could prove you're over 65.

2576
02:20:55,600 --> 02:20:59,600
You were over 65.

2577
02:20:59,600 --> 02:21:01,600
You were always on my bus.

2578
02:21:01,600 --> 02:21:02,600
You were always on my bus.

2579
02:21:02,600 --> 02:21:03,600
You were always on my bus.

2580
02:21:03,600 --> 02:21:05,600
You were over 65.

2581
02:21:05,600 --> 02:21:07,600
You were 65.

2582
02:21:07,600 --> 02:21:09,600
Tell me...

2583
02:21:09,600 --> 02:21:11,600
Tell me...

2584
02:21:11,600 --> 02:21:15,600
That... Tell me that the sweet love hasn't died.

2585
02:21:15,600 --> 02:21:30,900
Give me, give me. One more chance to drive you around again. Return, return route, return ticket, you see. Thank you.

2586
02:21:36,220 --> 02:21:55,840
T22 BC. T22 BC. Thanks for the little tippy whip. You were always on my bus. You were always on my bus.

2587
02:21:59,840 --> 02:22:12,140
Smoldering, smoldering shamrock. Thank you very much. I hope you're well. You were always on my bus.

2588
02:22:14,720 --> 02:22:22,800
Good night and God bless everyone. Thank you. Maybe, maybe, maybe, we're going again. We're going again.

2589
02:22:22,800 --> 02:22:35,640
Quite as good as I should have. Fucking, when's it end? Maybe I didn't drop you off at the stop that I should have.

2590
02:22:39,060 --> 02:22:55,400
Maybe I didn't drop you off at the stop. When's the, when's the car is here? And I guess I never told you I'm so happy. I'm so happy that you're mine.

2591
02:22:59,820 --> 02:23:02,420
Lookers, we got there in the end anyway. Thank you very much.

2592
02:23:04,880 --> 02:23:05,960
Good night and God bless.

2593
02:23:09,600 --> 02:23:11,780
Good night and God bless. See you later. Thank you very much.

2594
02:23:11,780 --> 02:23:12,060
Bye bye.

2595
02:23:14,940 --> 02:23:22,160
The beard. The bearded badger. Thank you very much. The bearded badger. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

2596
02:23:23,000 --> 02:23:25,480
Thank you.

2597
02:23:27,480 --> 02:23:29,280
Stay clear. The door's a close.

2598
02:23:29,280 --> 02:23:30,280
Thank you.

2599
02:23:30,280 --> 02:23:34,000
Thank you.
